Test Subject Socks

Description: Illustration of the portal gun with the gels and a dot hatch.

Description: Aperture Science We do what we must because we can For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead

Description: Aperture Sciences Inc

Description: Inspired by the Blue Sky fanfic by Waffles.

Description: For science, you monster

Description: Portal Chell and GLaDOS Starry Night

Description: Issued by Aperture Laboratories Athletic Dept. Please return upon death.

Description: " Most test subjects do experience some, uh, cognitive deterioration after a few months in suspension. Now, you've been under for quite a lot longer, and it's *not* out of the question that you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage!"

Description: Cave Johnson wasn't always wrong, was he?

Description: A small baby boy robot ball whom we love.

Description: WARNING! Improper use of the aperture science portable quantum tunneling device may result in fatal results! Contact a test associate for more information.