There Socks
Description: Join the cult of Above the Cut fandom with the official uniform of the ATC Secret Society. Wearing this shirt increases the efficacy of your third eye by at least 70 percent. While you're waiting interminably for the next Tool album to drop, why not buy this and feel transcendental in the meantime?
Description: You made the effort, you showed up, and now... no dogs? This "I was told there would be dogs" [T-Shirt/Mug/Sweatshirt] is the perfect witty slogan for anyone who is chronically disappointed by the lack of canine company in public spaces. It's the ultimate statement for the Dog Lover who would rather be petting a puppy than making small talk.