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Tooronga Zoo - Melbourne’s Least Convincing Wildlife Experience Socks
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Description: Welcome to Tooronga Zoo, Melbourne’s answer to Taronga Zoo if the question was, “What if nearly all the impressive animals were unavailable?” This completely fictional wildlife attraction boasts Big Cat Country featuring one ginger house cat, Crocodile Creek featuring one floating Croc shoe, and more than 40 animals—most of them ants. Wear it proudly and support a zoo whose greatest endangered species is credibility. Cool fact: Ants live on every continent except Antarctica, giving Tooronga Zoo a surprisingly international collection.

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