Twitter Socks
Description: Truth is Stranger than Fiction as they say. If you were on Twitter Thursday night, hoo boy—after the news that hundreds of remaining Twitter employees had quit and headquarters was shut down, the whole place had the feel of a rave taking place on a spaceship careening toward the sun. Everyone knows they’re going to going to be engulfed in flames, but no one knows when exactly it’s going to happen, so all the partiers just running around blurting out their secrets and trying to find out who has crushes on them. Bankruptcy Baby, Supreme Parasite, Petulant Pimple, Apartheid Profiteer, Dictator’s Asskisser, Lawless Oligarch, Insecure Colonizer, Cruel Hoarder, Mediocre Manchild, Pressurized Privilege, Petty Racist, Megalomaniac, Billionaire
