Vulture Sun Socks
Description: A sweaty, droopy-eyed vulture slumps in the desert sand with a water bottle, a blazing sun, a cactus, a mesa and a bleached cow skull behind him, under western lettering that says "Drink Your Water" and a plaque warning "It Won't Save You From the Sun," sealed with a "Bottled at the Bitter End, 0% Chance of Redemption" stamp. Parched, grim and built for anyone who knows hydration only goes so far. A fun pick for desert dwellers, hikers, Arizona and Texas summers, or the friend who nags everyone to drink more water.
Drink Your Water It Won't Save You From the Sun Funny Vulture Desert Bottled at the Bitter End Socks
by Fisheyed Graphics
$14 $20
Description: A skeletal figure in a light green suit sits cross-legged next to a large cactus, with a vulture perched on its shoulder. The sun is visible in the upper right corner. The text 'AT LEAST IT'S' appears above the scene, and 'DRY HEAT' is below.
Skeleton in Green Suit With Vulture and Cactus At Least It's Dry Heat Socks
by VIGOLD STORE
$14 $20
