Wanted Socks
Description: They called him the Beast. They Called him the wickedest man in the world. He was the most infamous occultist of the 20th century. He put the "k" in magick. Aleister Crowley! Crowley was the inventor of the religion Thelema, the creator of the Thoth tarot deck, a member of the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn, and the godfather of the modern occult! This vintage wanted poster retro design is the perfect gift for any follower of Aleister Crowley's teachings, or any student of the occult!
Description: Funny wanted poster featuring a guilty-looking cat charged with crimes against the household, including demanding food and refusing to eat it, 3 AM zoomies, couch destruction and stealing warmth. Perfect for cat owners, crazy cat lovers and anyone whose feline deserves a criminal record.
Description: The ultimate academic plot twist! 🎓💤📚 Bring some hilarious hyperbole to graduation season with this 16-bit retro pixel art design. Our favorite chubby orange tabby cat just wanted to take a little snooze, but somehow woke up with a degree! Sleeping peacefully inside a massive, cozy fort made of thick school textbooks, this adorable kitty is rocking a crooked black graduation cap while catching some serious Z's. Framed by a bold, chunky retro arcade font, the text proudly declares the most relatable student success story: "WANTED TO NAP ACCIDENTALLY GRADUATED"
Description: Basher Tarr, demolitions expert and illegal EMP enthusiast, is wanted for Grand Larceny, Criminal Conspiracy, and Unauthorized Use of E.M.P. Devices. Don Cheadle brought him to life in Ocean's Eleven (2001). His specialty: making entire city blocks go dark at exactly the wrong moment.
Description: Justin Trudeau invited China’s People’s Liberation Army (PLA) to send its troops for cold weather training at CFB Petawawa in Ontario — and Trudeau raged at the Canadian Armed Forces (CAF) for cancelling the training after China kidnapped Canadian citizens Michael Spavor and Michael Kovrig.
Description: Celebrate St. Paddy’s Day in style with our "Wanted - Funny Crichton Leprechaun Meme" tee! This festive luck of the Irish t-shirt features the famous rough amateur sketch of the Mobile Alabama Leprechaun with a hilarious wanted poster. It's perfect for Saint Patrick's Day and is sure to turn heads and spark laughter at your March 17th celebrations. Spread smiles with this infamous viral video meme-inspired tee. Whether you're partying with friends, out looking for a pot of gold, or enjoying a lazy day at home, this Celtic t-shirt is sure to add a touch of shamrock humor to your outfit. Who Here Seen A Leprechaun? Say Yeah!
Jokes on Santa I wanted Coal Funny Retro Christmas Socks
by Paper Plane Press
$14 $20
Description: This design features pop art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true funk pop fans and vinyl collectors. Calling all funk fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the flamboyant, electrifying spirit of eighties funk-pop at its dazzling peak. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for funk diehards, pop-soul lovers, dancefloor devotees and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect music gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to shows, parties or just to make a statement. Sultry, groove-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
Description: This design features pop art, a distressed collectible graphic built for true funk pop fans and vinyl collectors. Calling all funk fans — this vintage distressed graphic tee channels the flamboyant, electrifying spirit of eighties funk-pop at its dazzling peak. Rendered in a bold screen-print illustration style that real collectors love, it's a must-have for funk diehards, pop-soul lovers, dancefloor devotees and vinyl collectors alike. The perfect music gift for birthdays, holidays or record store days — wear it to shows, parties or just to make a statement. Sultry, groove-soaked artwork printed on soft, high-quality fabric built to last wash after wash.
