Wd Socks
Description: A humorous flowchart diagram with a dark background and blue circuitry accents. It features questions like "DOES IT MOVE?", "SHOULD IT MOVE?", and "TOO MUCH MOVEMENT?". Solutions include "LUBRICATION NEEDED? SPRAY WITH WD-40", "SECURE WITH DUCT TAPE", and "GET A BIGGER HAMMER". The final outcome is "PROBLEM SOLVED (TEMPORARILY)".
Description: A black background displays a white flowchart. The flowchart begins with 'DOES IT MOVE?' branching to 'NO' and 'YES'. Both branches lead to 'SHOULD IT?' which further branches to 'NO' and 'YES'. The 'NO' from the first branch leads to 'NO PROBLEM!'. The 'YES' from the first branch leads to a can of WD-40. The 'YES' from the second branch leads to 'NO PROBLEM!'. The 'NO' from the second branch leads to a roll of tape.
Description: A cartoon style depiction of a dog with grey and white markings, wearing a red collar with a gold bell. The dog is lying down with a happy expression. Above the dog, bold white text reads "I'M NOT OLD! I JUST NEED SOME SOME WD-40". Below the dog, bold white text reads "AND A LITTLE DUCT TAPE". The background is black.
Description: A humorous flowchart with a dark background. The title 'ENGINEERING FLOWCHART' is at the top in white text. The flowchart begins with 'START', branches to 'DOES IT MOVE?' with 'YES'/'NO' paths, leading to 'SHOULD IT?', and ultimately suggesting 'WD-40 (ALL OK)', 'FIX IT!', or 'DUCT TAPE (ALL OK)'.
Description: A retro-style graphic features a stern owl with yellow eyes holding a blue can labeled "WD-40" in its left talon and a roll of silver duct tape in its right. The text "I'M NOT OLD!" arches above the owl, and below it reads "I JUST NEED SOME WD-40 AND A LITTLE DUCT TAPE." The background consists of a black sky with a striped sunset in orange, yellow, and red.
Description: A black background displays a white flowchart. The top box asks 'DOES IT MOVE?'. Branches lead to 'NO' and 'YES'. Both paths then ask 'SHOULD IT?'. The 'NO' branch for 'SHOULD IT?' leads to 'NO PROBLEM!'. The 'YES' branch for 'SHOULD IT?' shows a can labeled 'WD-40'. The other 'SHOULD IT?' path has a 'YES' branch leading to 'NO PROBLEM!' and a 'NO' branch showing tape.
Description: A stark black background with white text. The central focus is the title 'MECHANICAL ENGINEER:' followed by '(noun)'. Below this, four numbered definitions describe the role of a mechanical engineer in a humorous and literal way, including phrases like 'precision guesswork' and 'duct tape and WD-40 first'.
Description: A black background with a white text flowchart titled "ENGINEERING FLOWCHART". It asks "DOES IT MOVE?", leading to branches for "YES" or "NO". Further branches ask "SHOULD IT?" with outcomes including "NO PROBLEM!". Below the flowchart are images of a spray bottle labeled "WD-40" and a roll of tape, with "YES" and "NO" labels.
