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Description: You made the effort, you showed up, and now... no dogs? This "I was told there would be dogs" [T-Shirt/Mug/Sweatshirt] is the perfect witty slogan for anyone who is chronically disappointed by the lack of canine company in public spaces. It's the ultimate statement for the Dog Lover who would rather be petting a puppy than making small talk.
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Description: Do you go to events hoping there will be karaoke singing? Is the local karaoke bar your hangout? Grab the microphone, start the karaoke machine, read the lyrics, and you are an instant rock star! Wear to a disco or karaoke club, office party, bachelor or bachelorette party, birthday party or to any celebration or event with music. Great gift for a karaoke lover like wedding singer or DJ (disc jockey).
Description: Do people ask why you're upset, but you're really feeling kinda good? Do villagers flee in terror at the sight of your intimidating visage, even though you thought you looked cheerful? Are the first words used to greet you almost always, "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" You might be another victim of R.B.F. Resting Barbarian Face. Wear this shirt to let them know you mean no harm (unless you're evil, then this will lull them into a false sense of security). Please note - designer NOT responsible for evil uses of this shirt. (There is another version of this shirt that is prefaced by, "I'm not mad...")
Description: Are you a mathematicians? A mathematic student? Teacher or professor? This design featuring mathematic formulas of sine and cosine of any angle which look like a complex engineering art is cool to wear to show your passion for mathematic as a nerd or geek Fit well for mechanical engineer, computer engineer, electrical engineers, electronic engineers, civil engineers or chemical engineers. Perfect for Christmas gift or birthday gift for math teacher. This What Part Of Don't You Understand Funny Math Teacher Student item is designed by Mathematics Professor Student Engineer physician.
Description: Do people bribe you with food like cookies, cupcakes, cake, ice cream and other sweet dessert treats to get you to come to the birthday party or office party? If you have to be there you might as well treat yo self to something delicious. Perfect for the cookie monster in your life or the introvert who hates parties. Funny gift for a baker or pastry chef. Do you like oatmeal or chocolate chip?
Description: Funny Retired Teacher 2020 for men and women retiring soon. A great for a student to surprise a teacher! He/she can even wear it in the classroom. :) Perfect for a lot of occasions, like a thank you gift idea for the last day of school, graduation, summer vacation, or back to school!
