Writer Humour Socks

Description: For the creative who works fast and talks back. If your drafts are full of sass and spelling errors, this is your new favourite design.

Description: at the end of every beer bottle....

Description: File this vintage card catalog t-shirt under funny.

Description: The Ernest Hemingway of the highway. A badass quote for a brawny man's man shark wrestler of an author. Funny writer gift. Great gift for authors, novelists, editors, and classic literature lovers.

Description: Gonzo journalism is a style of journalism that is written without claims of objectivity, often including the reporter as part of the story via a first-person narrative. Use of quotations, sarcasm, humor, exaggeration, and profanity is common.

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: What fresh hell is this?

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.

Description: William Hazlitt quote: Wit is, in fact, the eloquence of indifference.

Description: Commas Are Important. No More Coffee

Description: For those who are incapable of writing brief emails! Celebrating our coworkers and friends by acknowledging their strengths (or weaknesses)."

Description: Are you good with words? If so, we have you covered...

Description: Dorothy Parker quote: Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.

Description: Nevermore will lil Poe be listening to this damned raven!

Description: No more guess work! No more awkward conversations! No more accusations that you’re just some prententious jerk who has to work “I write books” into every conversation ... you know, I HAVE FEELINGS JEFF. Live bold, advertise often. This, my writing friends, is the shirt for you.

Description: For people who enjoy punny humor, and/ or grammar police, behold the 'I'm So Adjective, I verb Nouns' design.

Description: Writer's Block Defined: When your imaginary friends refuse to talk to you

Description: Team Oxford Comma / English Professor / College Students