You Killed Me First Socks
Description: A bold red title reads "ENGINEER" with a white outline. Below, a series of gold gears are depicted in various sizes against a black background. Underneath the gears, white text outlines different rates: "$100 MINIMUM", "$150 IF YOU WATCH", "$175 IF YOU HELP", "$200 IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$250 IF YOU TELL ME HOW'D TO DO MY JOB".
Description: A snow-pure cat stands tall on a windowsill, tail high, tail lifted with flair. Their eyes lock with yours, bright, expectant, utterly sure they deserve admiration. You do not resist. This is Sorrel Vexley, radiant, relentless, and utterly convinced you’ve got something nice to say.
Description: Embrace your unique personality with this funny sarcastic skeleton design. Perfect for those who are a bit weird, socially awkward, or just love a good dark humor joke about their own quirky nature. This piece is perfect to show the world that you know exactly who you are, and you are not afraid to laugh about it.
Funny Sarcastic Skeleton - At First I Seem Weird And Then You Get To Know Me And It Gets Worse Socks
by Fire at the Furthes
$20
Description: A snow-pure cat stands tall on a windowsill, tail high, tail lifted with flair. Their eyes lock with yours, bright, expectant, utterly sure they deserve admiration. You do not resist. This is Sorrel Vexley, radiant, relentless, and utterly convinced you’ve got something nice to say.
Description: Harmon Trudgett, a stout little dog with a luxurious mustache, narrows his eyes as he leans in, his voice gravelly with wisdom. "First of all," he says, pausing for effect, "I'm a delight." His tiny hat tilts slightly as the wind ruffles his fur, his expression heavy with knowing.
Description: Express Your Self Respect With This Sarcastic Quote Design. "Don't Put Me Last And Then Call Me First When You Need Something" Is A Bold Statement For Those Who Value Boundaries. Ideal For Friends And Strong Personalities.
Don't Put Me Last And Then Call Me First When You Need Something Self Respect Sarcastic Attitude Friendship Gift Socks
by DREW-WISE
$14 $20
Description: Express Your Self Respect With This Sarcastic Quote Design. "Don't Put Me Last And Then Call Me First When You Need Something" Is A Bold Statement For Those Who Value Boundaries. Ideal For Friends And Strong Personalities.
Don't Put Me Last And Then Call Me First When You Need Something Self Respect Sarcastic Attitude Friendship Gift Socks
by DREW-WISE
$14 $20
