Sql Merch
S2 Data Science Data Scientist (39) Posters and Art
by jester jewels
$10 $14
S2 Data Science Data Scientist (17) Crewneck Sweatshirt
by jester jewels
$28 $35
Description: The ultimate database query for the chronically unmotivated developer! This funny, minimalist SQL design reads: DELETE FROM to_do_list WHERE motivation IS NULL;. With its colorful syntax highlighting (red, blue, green, yellow, and magenta), it perfectly mimics an actual database command—but delivers the hilarious punchline of wiping out a to-do list when the drive runs out. The perfect relatable gift for database administrators, software engineers, backend developers, and anyone who has ever abandoned their productivity tracker.
DELETE FROM To Do List WHERE Motivation NULL SQL Humor Bag
by awjunaid
$19 $24
Description: A pixelated, ugly sweater-style holiday graphic with a black background. It features a pixelated Santa Claus head, snowflakes, and green pixelated trees. The text reads "he's making a table, he's sorting it twice." Below Santa, a SQL query is displayed: "SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behaviour = 'nice';". The top and bottom borders have a repeating pattern of red hearts and green trees.
Santa Claus He's Making A Table He's Sorting It Twice SQL Query Ugly Sweater Style Tank Top
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$16 $21
S2 Data Science Data Scientist (38) Kids T-Shirt
by jester jewels
$13 $19
S2 Data Science Data Scientist (50) Posters and Art
by jester jewels
$10 $14
S2 Data Science Data Scientist (42) Kids T-Shirt
by jester jewels
$13 $19
S2 Data Science Data Scientist (59) Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by jester jewels
$16 $24
