All the Gear Sticker

In medieval times, peasants used to wear only a small cast iron kettle turned upside down on their head as protection, when they would ride their pigs around town. The hog riders formed a tight bond, and wore pigskin vests that gave them an identity, but offered no more protection. Then the Knights came up with the bright, gaudy, hi-viz model of armor that was cumbersome, but provided much better protection and a sense of superiority over the lowly hog riders. They vowed to no longer rode swine, but upgraded to larger, beaked animals. They had local blacksmiths build crash-bars and iron boxes they could bolt to their animals, and they mounted countless torches and lanterns to the front to light their way. Thus was born the phr...