DEADLY T-Shirt Sticker

Luk at dis t-shirt b'ys! It's deadly, I tells ya, deadly! Dem fancy purple graffiti letters say it all. But why ya deadly, ya ask? Well, let me tell ya! Ya knows dat ya deadly when ya can shovel snow higher dan ya house and still have a time. When ya can gut a fish and tell a joke at da same time. When ya can drink a two-four of Blue Star and still make it to work da next day. Dat's why ya deadly, b'y! So, wear dis here t-shirt wit pride and let da world know dat ya from Newfoundland, where da people are tough as nails and da beer is always cold. Ya deadly, and dat's a fact!