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I am Too Sober for This Shit, Sarcastic Sobriety Sticker

Drinking Humor Sticker

designed and sold by  WaBastian

Maintain your sobriety with humor in our I am Too Sober for This Shit piece! This sarcastic sobriety design is perfect for anyone with a quirky, sarcastic sense of humor.

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Individually kiss cut vinyl sticker. Semi gloss finish. 3 x 4 inch max size includes a thin white border around the sticker. Not recommended for automobile use. Perfect for placing on your laptop, notebook or almost anywhere your imagination leads! Learn More

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