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ask me about my innie ! Lumon Industries

The Cones Of Dunshire- the convoluted tabletop game invented by Ben Wyatt on Parks and Recreation. Sir Benjamin Walker Wyatt really showed his knightly side with this Catan-like Civilization Building game. Great gift for Parks and Rec fans!

The Work is Mysterious and Important.

Petey's Map of Lumon

Those lovable lads from Liverpool! They make good rock and roll, uh, music. A lot of people want to know: who are the members of the band U2. Now at last, their names are finally revealed: Bonobos. Thedge. Adam Claytwothousandpounds. Larry Mullen Sr.’s Son. This t-shirt is the next best thing to some real fu@#in concert t-shirts, bro!

Grim Barbarity of Optics & Design

The surest way to tame a prisoner is to let him believe he's free.

The Maverick

Don't get caught with a wack calzone.

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Get severed at Lumon!

Come get severed at Lumon!

"There you have it, 'It' being a t-shirt with my face on it."

Music Dance Experience is Officially Cancelled, Severance TV

The Music Dance Experience Is Officially Cancelled.

Get severed at Lumon!

The official t-shirt of Lumon Break Room monitors. I don't think you want to go there.

Mrs. Selvig’s Famous Chamomile Cookies tees, stickers and more.

Come get severed at Lumon!

Get severed at Lumon!

Founded by Kier Eagan in 1865, Lumon Industries is the world’s leading biotechnology company. Lumon’s first product, a topical salve, was developed in 1866. Every leader of the company since its founding has been a member of the Eagan family. It is hinted that Lumon is a very large and powerful company, having over a hundred thousand employees and numerous offices all over the world. From their humble beginnings as a salve company, Lumon grew into medical technoloy and other spheres of the tech space. While it is influential across its corporate reach, its headquarters in Kier, PE do the most cutting edge work.

Waffle Party

The globe logo of fictional company Lumon Industries.

Get severed at Lumon!

Meet Sevy!

Get severed at Lumon!

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Defiant Jazz Severance

Everyone deserves a break!

Make a statement on your body and tell Scromo to piss off.

Get severed at Lumon!

anne says this to ben in the episode where they buy a waffle maker for leslie.