Army Humor Stickers

Tank You Funny Army Pun T-Shirt and accessories - great for army, military and vehicle enthusiasts

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The 6th ADA's lineage includes duty in the Philippines, WWII Europe and the Pacific and Vietnam. 6th ADA became the core of the School Brigade at Fort Bliss, responsible for training Air Defense units in everything from Vulcan to Spartan. The 6th's unit crest comes in both left and right versions.

It's only a matter of time before soldiers start using their bags to sell advertising...

There's no indoor movie theater at Guantanamo Bay, but you can watch movies under the stars.... with the local animals...

Just like in those early space designs, Ring One orbits the Earth while spinning to compensate for zero-G.

When serving in South Korea, soldiers really need to keep their situational awareness....

Back when Bubba Clinton was in charge someone got the bright idea to take away the traditional headgear of the U.S. Army, the patrol cap, and replace it with a beret. And not just any beret, but a BLACK beret. Rather than pick a color not in use they picked the color used by the Rangers... and Lewinsky.

You have to learn to put up with this kind of thing every once in a while at a bigger Army post.

The only thing better than running as part of your job is running for recreation, and MWR is right there to organize it!

The Army definitely leaned forward on this one, using that technology and expertise we gleaned from biowarfare defense. Maybe a little TOO much...

Eating in a DFAC could be an adventure, but "adventure eating" isn't one of my favorite things.

If it isn't the Big Voice telling us it's hot outside it's the Department of Defense alerts being sent straight to your phone warning you that there's a rainstorm in your area.

Great plan. Make sure everyone in the company gets woke up so they know they don't have to get up.

Appropriate medals for appropriate achievements, I always say. Well, no I don't ALWAYs say that. In fact, I think I've only said that once. No, wait... I only wrote it down....

During the height of Covid one man came along... a man who had to pick up groceries.

Visiting Germany during my "vacation" from Iraq we went to the famous Funkturm in what used to be East Berlin. I don't think it was supposed to sway in high wind.

Horizontal version.

How about a t-shirt that will make everyone laugh and wonder "who is this madman who loves to talk about WWII?" If you're a history lover and can't resist a good conversation about the topic, this t-shirt is perfect for you!

when santa was angry to naughty kids

I saw a guy coming from the docs a quarter mile away while I was on my walk. Want to guess what he asked me?

While in Iraq even a fact-finding mission could end up resulting in a grenade attack. True story.

Sometimes when you are slated to give the weekend safety brief the cards are stacked against you.

If someone ever asks you in the military if you want to report a UFO, this is what they have in mind.

Who knows what crazy stuff you might need in Syria or the Ukraine? The Outfitters know.

Staying at South Camp outside of Sharm el-Sheikh had advantages over North Camp and El Gorah. Aside from having casinos, hotels, a Planet Hollywood, a bowling alley. etc. they also had motor scooter takeout for McDonald's to the front gate.

I got this idea when I was traveling to the Green Zone.

Every week it seems we play a game of "guess what we're out of at the commissary." This week it seems to be bread, last week it was chicken and before that biscuit tins. Never any explanation or apology. It makes you wonder who is in charge at DECA.

Space Force castronauts keep the world safe for democracy while having fun doing it!

When we let some Uighurs go to Bermuda I'm sure they had never heard of the place before. I also know that Bermuda didn't seem to ask the UK about doing it either....

You can't just go out and murder innocent people with a vehicle-borne improvised device... it takes planning.

American castronauts rule!

In the early days of OIF language barriers were a problem, so some soldiers were issued laminated cards with pictures to help facilitate communication. It didn't always work out, though...

Some of those sergeants can get pretty intense during a game!

Pyeongtaek at rush hour is no place to be if you're on temporary duty in the Republic of Korea! MASH was never like this!!!

No matter what enemy propaganda tried to say or the lying, stinkin' media put out (which was which?) we were there to help the Iraqi people.