Existential Stickers

Description: unwilling participant of an idiocracy

Description: Waiting-for-The-Big-Beautiful-Obituary

Description: Herman Melville quote: Methinks we have hugely mistaken this matter of Life and Death. Methinks that what they call my shadow here on earth is my true substance. Methinks that in looking at things spiritual, we are too much like oysters observing the sun through the water, and thinking that thick water the thinnest of air. Methinks my body is but the lees of my better being. In fact take my body who will, take it I say, it is not me.

Description: If you're going to doubt your existence, you might as well look good while you're doing it!

Description: Hell Is Other People - Retro Typography Design

Description: For the optimistic nihilists in your life! Now with color variants!

Description: Jean de La Fontaine: A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.

Description: Jean de La Fontaine: Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.

Description: Not dead, not thrilled - just here.

Description: Life Sucks - 80s Style Nihilist Meme

Description: Veering Slowly, Losing Identity. - Funny Satirical phrase

Description: A whimsical yet relatable design featuring a smiling green frog facing a background of madness with calm silliness. Featuring both English and Japanese text, this absurdist aesthetic piece is perfect for fans of existential humor, surreal art, and frogs with attitude.

Description: Just give up! Everyone's doing it anyway!

Description: Happiness?

Description: The Madman image used for a "Blurb" promotional poster as well as the cover to the "Existential Exits" collection

Description: The Math Ain't Mathing

Description: A vonKowen X Edvard Munch collaboration, Sugar and Scream. Hopefully it captures the existential dread that comes complimentary with blacker-than-the-blackest-black morning coffee. The iconic screamer is literally trapped, having his meltdown in a pretty cup. The abyss not only stares back but demands three sugar lumps and a splash of milk.

Description: A playful nod to the infinite regress problem and the classic cosmological joke. Perfect for philosophy nerds, science geeks, and anyone who appreciates the absurdity of asking 'but what holds that up?'

Description: “I Am an Adult Against My Will” captures the dark humor of modern life through a nihilist and antinatalist lens. This sarcastic quote reflects adulting struggles, existential frustration, and the feeling of being forced into responsibility without choice. A perfect expression of dry humor, self-awareness, and the absurdity of everyday life, resonating with people who relate to burnout, responsibility, and ironic humor rooted in real experiences.

Description: Hot Pizza

Description: A worried goose stands on wooden planks under the phrase what if I’m not enough. The hand-drawn rustic style and anxious expression turn self-doubt into quirky bird humor with a relatable, softly absurd mood.

Description: Jordan Peterson 12 Rules For Life

Description: The Metamorphosis version 2, Franz Kafka

Description: Look harder. See the signs.

Description: Disco Elysium design with After All This You're Still Here text and a retro gaming mood.

Description: Sisyphos // Mythology Aesthetic

Description: I Still Believe and on the 8th day, Jesus with alien came down to feed all of the dinosaurs.

Description: Hang in there it gets worse is ideal for lovers of existential dread, nihilism and for negative people who only have negative vibes, for sad boys and girls. ideal for lovers of goth, sarcasm and retro cartoon style, cute grim reaper and dark humor lovers

Description: Zao metalcore hope you like

Description: Jean de La Fontaine: Apprenez que tout flatteur Vit aux dépens de celui qui l’écoute

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I exist without my consent". Someone should have damn well asked first.

Description: but what if I'm not silly enough T-Shirt

Description: A relatable and sarcastic design for the former overachievers and burnt-out gifted kids. Perfect for anyone who loves self-deprecating humor and minimalist aesthetic with a vintage grunge twist.

Description: For when you REALLY love nothing.

Description: Kierkegaard. Camus. Nietzsche. Kafka. de Beauvoir. Sartre. Heidegger. Dostoyevsky.