Funny Existential Quote Stickers
Description: A stylized lettering of the phrase "Pretty sure I seized the wrong day" combining handwritten and bold fonts to create contrast and dynamism. Inspired by the idea of "carpe diem" in reverse, this design expresses that feeling of having bet on the wrong day. Ideal for those with a sarcastic sense of humor and who know that not every day has to be a success.
Pretty Sure I Seized the Wrong Day by Tobe Fonseca Sticker
by Tobe Fonseca
$3.15 $3.50
Description: The exhausting effort of making no effort. Sometimes even doing nothing takes work.
I'm Trying Not to Try – Funny Existential Quote Sticker
by edictzone
$3.15 $3.50
Description: This funny t-shirt is the perfect gift to a anxious friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend who loves unicorns, rainbows and sarcastic quotes. Featuring the phrase Existential Crisis Club with a ironic and cute unicorn. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.
Existential Crisis Club - Funny Unicorn Sarcasm Gift Sticker
by eduely
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Overcoming existential dread by embracing the void. Nihilism beliefs and existential dread consists of feelings of isolation, anxiety, angst, fear, and loneliness. Designs appeal to those into existential psychology, philosophy, comics, art, memes, statements and quotes. Don't fear, panic or distress. Enjoy life!
Description: This minimalistic and bold sarcastic design features the quote "Hang In There – It Gets Worse", making it perfect for fans of dry humor, existential comedy, or anyone who thrives on ironic realism. A great gift for introverts, office warriors, or anyone who needs a little pessimistic encouragement. Ideal for men, women, and anyone with a twisted sense of humor.
Hang In There It Gets Worse - Funny Sarcastic Quote Sticker
by Leela Craft
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Running out of time without having anywhere to go. A perfect destination for the perpetually lost.
Late for Nowhere – Funny Existential Quote Sticker
by edictzone
$3.15 $3.50
Description: A double-meaning masterpiece for deep thinkers and tired socialites alike. Whether you're questioning human existence or just wondering why you agreed to attend this boring corporate meeting, this minimalist text art speaks the truth.
Why Am I Here Funny Sarcastic Existential Dread Typography Sticker
by Masoki
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Embrace the absurdity of life with this hilarious existential design! Featuring a vintage halftone illustration of a bossy black cat confidently walking a cute pug on a leash, framed by the funny philosophical parody quote "I do not think, therefore I do not am" in both English and retro Japanese typography. Perfect for black cat lovers, philosophy nerds, pug owners, and fans of surreal meme humor, nihilism, and Japanese aesthetic graphic tees.
Existential Black Cat Walking Pug I Do Not Think Funny Philosophy Meme Sticker
by Drusillack
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Description: Embrace the summer vibes with a healthy dose of reality! This funny design features a nervous cartoon fox wearing sunglasses, sweating under the sun, alongside the highly relatable quote "Sunshine Mixed With Existential Dread". Perfect for introverts, anxious souls, or anyone whose summer aesthetic leans towards dark humor and sarcasm.
Sunshine Mixed With Existential Dread Funny Anxious Fox Sticker
by DesignFreak-Art
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Description: Fear Nothing Shirt, Youre a Ghost Driving a Meat Coated Skeleton Tee, Existential Humor Shirt, Funny Space Quote
Fear Nothing Shirt, Youre a Ghost Driving a Meat Coated Skeleton Tee, Existential Humor Shirt, Funny Space Quote Sticker
by toniacati
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Description: YOU’RE NOT A FAILURE. YOU’RE JUST A COSMIC SOUP WEARING PANTS AND DOING ITS BEST
YOU’RE NOT A FAILURE. YOU’RE JUST A COSMIC SOUP WEARING PANTS AND DOING ITS BEST Sticker
by Nordic Ink
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Description: Hunter S. Thompson quote: Hopes rise and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.
Hunter S. Thompson quote: Hopes rise and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain. Sticker
by artbleed2
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Description: Embrace the cosmic horror with this I Saw Cthulhu design. Perfect for fans of H.P. Lovecraft, dark humor, and existential dread, this detailed illustration captures the madness of the Great Old One in a bold, eye-catching style.
Cthulhu Existential Dread Funny Lovecraft Horror Quote Design Sticker
by OddInks Lab
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Copyright of all these designs belongs to the artist (Meghan Wallace or Doodle by Meg LLC) and may not be reproduced by anyone other than the artist for sale or any other commercial use. In accordance with Intellectual Property Policies my designs have been created using my own process and personal references. With that said if you like my style, are interested in commission design work, or interested in licensing my work feel free to email or DM me!
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LIFE IS SHORT BUT ALSO LIKE TERRIBLY AND INSUFFERABLY LONG AT THE SAME TIME Sticker
by plum dagger
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Description: Keep it low-key with this laid-back nod to simply being alive. Makes a great gift for introverts, chill friends, and lazy-day lovers.
Here I Am Just Casually Existing - Funny Quote Sticker
by Quiet Storm
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Description: A comic-style graphic featuring a silver paperclip as a character with distressed, bloodshot eyes and a sad expression. Above the paperclip is a white speech bubble containing the text "IT LOOKS AU YOU'RE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS". The background is solid black.
It Looks AU You're Having An Existential Crisis Paperclip Sticker
by david man
$3.15 $3.50
Description: EXHAUSTED BY BEING HERE. A minimalist expression of complete existential fatigue with no further explanation necessary. Perfect for anyone who has simply had enough of being present.
Exhausted by Being Here — Funny Existential Quote Sticker
by cranky store
$3.15 $3.50
Cute axolotl with Voltaire quote : Le sens commun n'est pas si commun Sticker
by artbleed2
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Overcoming existential dread by embracing the void. Nihilism beliefs and existential dread consists of feelings of isolation, anxiety, angst, fear, and loneliness. Designs appeal to those into existential psychology, philosophy, comics, art, memes, statements and quotes. Don't fear, panic or distress. Enjoy life!
Description: This design features the humorous quote Ok, Who Want To Fill The Void Next?. Perfect for existential humor fans, nihilist thinkers, sarcastic individuals, and introverts who appreciate funny mental health awareness.
Ok, Who Want To Fill The Void Next? Existential Humor Funny Quote Sarcastic Introvert Sticker
by xmillionpunks
$3.15 $3.50
Panic Attacks are my cardio. Funny, Cute Sticker
by ThirdEyeDesign
$3.15 $3.50
You May Ask Yourself Existential Question Wheel Humor Sticker
by BorneQue
$3.15 $3.50
Description: A darkly hilarious commentary on modern art and existence. Inspired by that viral banana, this design features a sweating, panicked cartoon banana taped to the canvas, desperately shouting "HELP!". A perfect blend of pop culture satire, absurdist humor, and cynical observation. For those who like their fashion with a heavy dose of irony. Vintage indie zine attitude, zero explanation offered.
Help Banana Duck Tape Art Funny Sarcastic Existential Dark Humor Gift Sticker
by SketchTee
$3.15 $3.50
I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I’ll Die Funny Frog Meme Sticker
by wfreed
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Vintage line art drawing of a man sinking into a dark hole with a funny existential quote.
I’ll Just Be Sinking Slowly Into This Opaque Void Black Sticker
by bifkrizDraws
$3.15 $3.50
WHEN IT STARTS TO FALL APART IT REALLY FALLS APART Sticker
by HYG Modol
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Bring some cheerful existential dread to your wardrobe with this beautifully ironic graphic, Pain = Alive.jpg. Featuring a bright, smiling retro sun and an adorable vintage-style kitten holding a daisy, this design delivers the hilariously unhinged quote, "Sometimes pain is all that lets you know you're alive." It is the ultimate expression of Gen Z irony, combining ultra-wholesome, vibrant 1970s-inspired aesthetics with deep existential sarcasm. Perfect for anyone navigating burnout, dealing with the daily grind, or who just appreciates dark humor wrapped in a cute, nostalgic package.
Sometimes Pain Lets You Know You're Alive - Retro Cute Kitten & Sun Sticker
by Brand X Graffix
$3.15 $3.50
Description: Embrace your inner dark humor with this moody goth witch design. Featuring a tired witch with her cat, skeleton middle fingers, and the text Existential Dread and Sarcasm Is My Coping Mechanism, it is the perfect sarcastic statement for antisocial club members.
Existential Dread Sarcasm Goth Witch Graphic Sticker
by Fire Bird
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