Ghost With The Most Stickers
I love unicorns, but like, earnest unicorns, none of this pooping-rainbows nonsense. I want my unicorns majestic and proud, riding around on rainbows and leaving stars in their wake. Yes I know it's a little silly, but I'm not going to hide behind irony so that I can be an adult in a unicorn shirt. I'm just going to wear the damn unicorn shirt.
Tags: funny, sparkle, stars, gay, rainbow
Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose! Beetlejuice tribute mashup combining the movie's most terrifying scene with the animated series cutesy evil vibe. Just don't say his name 3 times! ©BradAlbright 2017 www.AlbrightIllustration.com
Tags: tim-burton, beetlejuice, snake, ghost-with-the-most, goth
Heehoo! Havin' trouble with the livin'? You tired of havin' your home space violated? Wanna get rid of them pesky livin' critters once and for all? Well come on down and see me folks, I'm the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist. Yes-sir-ee! So come on down, and I'll tell ya, I'll do anything. I'll scare 'em real bad. Hell, I'll even possess myself! Ow! I got demons runnin' all through me, all through me, come on down and see it. And if you act now, you get a free demon possession with every exorcism, now you can't beat that can ya? Hell, bring the little pards down here. We got plenty of snakes and lizards for them to play with. There's no problem with that at all. So, say it once, say it twice, three times' a charm, and remember… I'll eat anything you want me to eat and I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow. So come down I'll… chew on a dog!
Tags: beetlejuice, ghostbuster, ghostbusters-parody, ghostbusters-logo, animated-series
Who doesn't love the Hatbox Ghost and his quirky adventure to be finally put back into Disneyland'd Haunted Mansion ride? I certainly do, and want to share this with everyone! Happy Haunts Materialize!
Tags: doom-buggy, hatbox-ghost, the-haunted-mansion, stretching-portraits, haunted-mansion
This is part of the Ghost Host speech from Disneyland's The Haunted Mansion in California. It reads: When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange and frightening sounds echo through the halls; Whenever candlelights flicker where the air is deathly still - that is the time when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight! Welcome foolish mortals"
Tags: haunted-mansion, ride, disney, speech, mortals