This happy little egg chose to voluntarily fall off the table and take this baby bird with him to hell out of spite. Every time you wear this shirt you're going to have to look into people's eyes as you explain that to them.
Criminal Minds is a popular TV show. Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner is the leader of the team. This is a phrase that Hotch says on most episodes (to reference that the private plane that is taking them to their next case destination will be leaving in 30 minutes).