House Prices Stickers
Description: Situated over at sub-level six on Cybertron's lower-east quadrant, or just east of the High Council Pavilions in Iacon, is one of Cybertron's most renowned enterprises: Maccadam's Old Oil House—the biggest single source of black market fuel on the entire planet. Its main attraction, beyond the excellent service, exceptionally pure oil and general selection of fuel, is that the proprietors make no distinction between Autobots, Neutralists, and Decepticons. If you can pay, you can stay.
Description: When filling up the truck starts feeling suspiciously like a real estate transaction. This funny trucking design features a cheerful trucker handing over his house deed to a shocked gas station attendant in exchange for a full tank of diesel. With a big rig, diesel pump, and one very expensive trip to the gas station, it takes fuel-price humor to an absurd new level. Perfect for truck drivers, owner-operators, diesel enthusiasts, professional drivers, transportation workers, road warriors, and anyone who has looked at the fuel pump total and wondered whether they should have brought a down payment. Full tank. Empty wallet. House sold separately.
