I Would Prefer Not To Stickers

I Would Die For John B shirt

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I would prefer not to.

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Tshirts and hoodies - Ideal for introverts who loves sarcasm and four legged friends. Stickers - A sarcastic addition for laptops or notebooks, appealing to dog lovers with a sense of humor. Phone case - A tech-inspired twist, great for dog owners who enjoy a touch of sarcasm on their gadgets. Mugs - A sarcastic mug perfect for dog lovers, making mornings more cheerful. Great for birthdays or occasions celebrating individuality, perfect for those who may not be fans of big gatherings. A cool and sarcastic surprise for those who enjoy solitude and the company of their four legged friends. A humorous gift that speaks to their unique sense of humor and love for dogs. Also available on more products.

“I cannot imagine how knowing one's history would not urge one to be an activist” - John Hope Franklin, historian

“I cannot imagine how knowing one's history would not urge one to be an activist” - John Hope Franklin, historian

I prefer not to - say no with literary flair. No. Nope. I would prefer not to. Cool typography design.

Zizek knows it

A design for the personality with slightly controlling tendencies, an analytical mind and great organisation skills. The quote is "I'm not a control freak, I just prefer to optimize the variables"

I Would Like to Apologize To Anyone I have Not Yet Offended. Please Be Patient I will Get to You Shortly

Always be hones to who you are

Always be honest to who you are.

Slavoj Zizek - Red Sunset

Inspired by a Zizek anecdote based on a scene from a Lubitsch film Ninotchka.

i would like to apologize to anyone i have not yet offended

Adulthood - The struggle is real.

I don’t care T-Shirt design for the not caring cynical sarcastic man or woman in your life. Available on a variety of gifts and apparel.

Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

Melville's classic anti-hero Bartleby is known for his catchphrase: "I would prefer not to". Whether you're tongue in cheek or serious, if the answer is NOPE and LEAVE ME ALONE, this is for you. Available in other colors.

Zizek Soup

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Don't let them bother you. Use the famous answering of Bartleby (characther of the american writer Herman Melville) for any disturbing request.

I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE I HAVE NOT YET OFFENDED PLEASE BE PATIENT I WILL GET TO YOU SHORTLY

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If I were not Alexander, I would like to be Diogenes

A reimagining of the Shepard Fairey "HOPE" poster in appreciation of the British Comedian, Lee Mack.

I can't wait to see you

The best way to inform others you're really not in the mood.

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Bartleby

Original and beautiful design, which invites us to reflect and become the best version of ourselves. Made in a careful, minimalist and unique design. Sometimes simple and beautiful is enough to highlight the strength of the message...Enjoy life. Perfect as a gift for those special people that makes our lives easier. Or why not? Ideal For treat ourselves as good as we deserve! Diseño original y precioso, que nos invita a reflexionar y a convertirnos en la mejor versión de nosotros mismos. Todo bajo un diseño cuidado, minimalista y único. A veces basta con algo simple y bonito para destacar así la fuerza del mensaje… Disfruta

Slavoj Zizek - Pure Ideology