I have zero self control with jelly beans. They are my weakness. I'll eat so many I get the sugar jitters. That got me to thinking about jelly bean prostitutes. I know... I know... I'm not normal. The voices tell me that all the time. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/
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Try the new taste of summer with this Tardis Ice Pop, a blue raspberry & banana flavor ice cream bar, with bubble gum and resfreshing custard inside! Includes a free sonic screwdriver stick with promo code to win a cool fez to dress up like the doctor! Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey taste!
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If you are looking to cut out Christmas bonuses this year, may I suggest a subscription to the Jelly of the Month Club. Clark Griswold’s boss, Frank Shirley, learned that it isn’t the best idea, but that doesn’t mean this shirt isn’t a great one. Just like Clark got the last laugh with his supersized bonus, you can too with this Jelly of the Month Club t-shirt. It is the gift that keeps on giving.
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