Obituary Stickers

Marilyn Monroe Found Dead

Wyatt Hudson, 47, was murdered peacefully late Sunday evening beneath a starry sky. And now he's on merchandise.

Lillian Parker, 59, found herself in a bloody bind beneath a bunch of books. And now she's on merchandise.

Pastor Jeff kicks ass for the Lord. You'll kick ass in this shirt.

"Caw! Woeful are the unlucky living! But maybe you'd feel better with a Button-Eyed Raven shirt!"

Cloudless bulgy toss... a glorious walrus flies... whilst looking awesome on this merch.

Sepultura

Beware the Deceitful Bones... but enjoy this merch while you're at it.

Hello. I am the Obituary Writer of this lovely town of Crestfall, Idaho, and this... is some merch.

Martin… well, we don’t know too much about Martin. He is one dead enigma. But at least he's on some merch.

She was born. She lived. And then she died. And now she's on merchandise.

"Caw! Your outfit looks terrible! But this shirt might look great on you!"

At night you can hear the phantom bicycles chiming in the distance... and on this merch.

Welcome to Crestfall! Let me tell you a story... and have some merch while you're here.

For My Daughter in Heaven, I Hide My Tears

Death Metal Dark Text Sketch Design