Salty Redhead Stickers

Description: Welcome to The Salty Redhead, Redhead’s favourite beachside cafe, chippery and takeaway. There is just one minor problem: it doesn’t actually exist. No opening hours, no TripAdvisor reviews, no bloke standing outside at 7:03 pm asking whether the fryer is still on. Just a suspiciously convincing coastal logo for a business that absolutely should be serving fish, chips, burgers and coffee somewhere near the beach. Wear it proudly and enjoy the possibility that somebody will eventually ask, “Where is that place?” Fun fact: in NSW, the battered slice of potato commonly known elsewhere as a potato cake is generally called a potato scallop, because apparently even fried potato requires interstate rivalry.