Straight Talk Stickers
i'm a boomer so if you don't want your feelings hurt walk away Sticker
by Impasto Ocean Gallery
$3.50
Description: On the Record: Truth be Told - Jack Smith Plain-Spoken Testimony Truth be told, Jack Smith never needed a poster board. This stippled, hand-engraved portrait puts the words front and center in bold white lettering across a dark, finely hatched coat, a plain-spoken statement for people who value facts, candor and a good paper trail. Drawn with etched crosshatching, speckled ink grain and a steady, deadpan gaze, it nods to the Senate hearing where the former special counsel answered questions point by point. A fit for fans of straight talk, courtroom drama, political humor and anyone who prefers receipts to rhetoric. Original illustration by Puff Sumo, made for the one who always brings the documents.
Description: For anyone who’s ever asked a simple question and gotten a 10-minute backstory instead. This design says what we’re all thinking—just answer the question. Playful sarcasm: A polite-ish reminder for oversharers everywhere. Perfect for meetings, group chats, and that one friend who starts every answer with “Well, back in 2007…” Snarky but clean: Because not every question needs a documentary. Keep it short, keep it simple, and please—just answer the question. Keep conversations short wearing this tee.
i'm not rude. i just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking. Sticker
by Moonlight Voyage Art
$3.50
Description: This design delivers the message Less friends, less bullshit. Keep your circle small. A blunt and powerful statement about trust, boundaries, and valuing authenticity. With bold typography and raw honesty, it resonates with people who embrace independence, self-respect, and a no-nonsense mindset toward life.
