Time Crisis Stickers
Description: Have a boss that's a little light on the planning and a little heavy on the blame? Maybe a friend that's always asking for last-minute favors? This is the design for you! Add a little tongue-in-cheek humor to your day and gently remind them that their lack of planning isn't your crisis!
Description: Step into classic 90s arcade action with Retro Crisis Agent – Arcade Gunfighter 1995, featuring a daring secret operative diving into battle with a dramatic action pose, neon-tinted graphics, and distressed textures inspired by vintage light-gun shooters. This design captures the intense cinematic flair, gritty European environments, and adrenaline-packed style that defined the golden age of 1990s arcade gaming—perfect for fans of retro shooters, action-movie vibes, and nostalgic gaming artwork.
Description: Time Crisis is a first-person on-rails light gun shooter series of arcade video games introduced in 1995. It is focused on the exploits of a fictional international intelligence agency (V.S.S.E.) that assigns its best agents to deal with a major threat by a hostile organization, which has ranged from criminals, terrorists, and rogue military outfits, and mostly takes place within fictional locations across the world. The arcade series differed from other light gun shooters of its time by incorporating unique mechanics, including the ability to duck into cover to dodge attacks and reload the player's weapon, and forcing players to complete battles in each level within an allotted amount of time.
Description: This T-shirt features a vintage 1919 magazine image of a woman driving a car along with the text "Get in loser, we're quitting social media." If you are sick of fake social media bullshit and feel like throwing your phone away to live in a cabin on a lake somewhere, this design is for you. Despite its convenience, modern life is way too full of anxiety and it actually kind of sucks. Let's start a major social media backlash. Deactivate now and stop enriching social media billionaires like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, whose products have divided us politically, caused mental health crises for an entire generation, and ruined our society!
Description: I binge therefore I am. Existential K-drama crisis hits during the amnesia arc. Noble idiot philosophy? Profound metaphor for modern suffering. Second lead syndrome has layers. Reincarnation plot depth keeps me up. Time skip consciousness expanding. Chaebol critique theory developing. Healing drama ontology: cry then function. Sageuk scholar existentialist reporting. Dramas are life.
Description: Doomsday Clock - Humanity on the Brink (Dark Version) A stark visual of the Doomsday Clock pushed to the edge of midnight, paired with a rising nuclear mushroom cloud over a silhouetted city. This design captures the tension, urgency, and symbolism of humanity standing close to catastrophe. The bold shapes and high‑contrast imagery make it instantly readable in thumbnail and impactful on apparel. A statement piece for anyone who follows global events, political commentary, or the cultural history of the Doomsday Clock.
Description: Doomsday Clock - Humanity on the Brink (Centered) A stark visual of the Doomsday Clock pushed to the edge of midnight, paired with a rising nuclear mushroom cloud over a silhouetted city. This design captures the tension, urgency, and symbolism of humanity standing close to catastrophe. The bold shapes and high‑contrast imagery make it instantly readable in thumbnail and impactful on apparel. A statement piece for anyone who follows global events, political commentary, or the cultural history of the Doomsday Clock.
Description: Doomsday Clock - Humanity on the Brink A stark visual of the Doomsday Clock pushed to the edge of midnight, paired with a rising nuclear mushroom cloud over a silhouetted city. This design captures the tension, urgency, and symbolism of humanity standing close to catastrophe. The bold shapes and high‑contrast imagery make it instantly readable in thumbnail and impactful on apparel. A statement piece for anyone who follows global events, political commentary, or the cultural history of the Doomsday Clock.
Description: Doomsday Clock - Humanity on the Brink (Dark Version) A stark visual of the Doomsday Clock pushed to the edge of midnight, paired with a rising nuclear mushroom cloud over a silhouetted city. This design captures the tension, urgency, and symbolism of humanity standing close to catastrophe. The bold shapes and high‑contrast imagery make it instantly readable in thumbnail and impactful on apparel. A statement piece for anyone who follows global events, political commentary, or the cultural history of the Doomsday Clock.
Description: Time Crisis, released in 1995 by Namco, is a classic on-rails light gun shooter arcade game known for introducing a unique foot pedal mechanic for ducking into cover to reload and dodge attacks, all while a timer adds pressure to each level. Players take on the role of international agent Richard Miller, who must rescue Rachel, the daughter of President MacPherson of Cersia, from the clutches of the tyrannical Garo family member, Wild Dog. The game was a significant arcade hit, praised for its innovative mechanics and graphical quality, and it set the standard for the entire Time Crisis series.
Description: A dark humor satirical design featuring rows of office workers in suits with melting smiley faces, dissolving into a pink liquid floor. The ironic phrase "Best Time To Be Alive" captures the essence of corporate burnout and modern existential dread through a colorful, surreal comic-book aesthetic. Perfect for those who appreciate absurdism, anti-work culture, and weird art.
Description: I binge therefore I am. Existential K-drama crisis hits during the amnesia arc. Noble idiot philosophy? Profound metaphor for modern suffering. Second lead syndrome has layers. Reincarnation plot depth keeps me up. Time skip consciousness expanding. Chaebol critique theory developing. Healing drama ontology: cry then function. Sageuk scholar existentialist reporting. Dramas are life.
Description: I binge therefore I am. Existential K-drama crisis hits during the amnesia arc. Noble idiot philosophy? Profound metaphor for modern suffering. Second lead syndrome has layers. Reincarnation plot depth keeps me up. Time skip consciousness expanding. Chaebol critique theory developing. Healing drama ontology: cry then function. Sageuk scholar existentialist reporting. Dramas are life.
Description: I binge therefore I am. Existential K-drama crisis hits during the amnesia arc. Noble idiot philosophy? Profound metaphor for modern suffering. Second lead syndrome has layers. Reincarnation plot depth keeps me up. Time skip consciousness expanding. Chaebol critique theory developing. Healing drama ontology: cry then function. Sageuk scholar existentialist reporting. Dramas are life.
Description: I binge therefore I am. Existential K-drama crisis hits during the amnesia arc. Noble idiot philosophy? Profound metaphor for modern suffering. Second lead syndrome has layers. Reincarnation plot depth keeps me up. Time skip consciousness expanding. Chaebol critique theory developing. Healing drama ontology: cry then function. Sageuk scholar existentialist reporting. Dramas are life.
Description: I binge therefore I am. Existential K-drama crisis hits during the amnesia arc. Noble idiot philosophy? Profound metaphor for modern suffering. Second lead syndrome has layers. Reincarnation plot depth keeps me up. Time skip consciousness expanding. Chaebol critique theory developing. Healing drama ontology: cry then function. Sageuk scholar existentialist reporting. Dramas are life.
Description: Smoak Technologies, simply known as Smoak Tech, is a company founded and run by Felicity Smoak. Smoak Technologies was founded in March 2019 after Curtis Holt transferred full ownership of Helix Dynamics to Felicity Smoak. Shortly afterwards, Felicity hires Alena Whitlock as the CTO and the two began working on Archer, the DNA tracking program developed by Felicity.
Description: We're negotiators and even though there are other jobs that people might think are more glamorous, when it comes right down to it, we need each other. Show a little camaraderie with your CERT counterparts by letting them know who has their back. We buy the time they need to do... more important things.
