Timeline Stickers

Drawing of a clock with "WITHOUT A DEADLINE A TASK IS JUST A DREAM".

Loki & Mobius

No one in the 'Verse can stop the Firefly...

I survived 2020. Did You? Fighting off pandemics, WWIII, Australia on fire, protests, riots, what else? The years not over yet! Show off your hardcore survival skills. You're a badass and you know it. You are also a connoisseur of the fun and irreverent fact that we are truly living in the worst timeline. 2020 can't take you down!

Map of time in the afterlife, which just happens to look like the name Jeremy Bearimy written in cursive English.

Bearimy In White

Have a grand old time with Pistol Patty! Her paintball party isn't a secret plot to destroy your community college campus, nooooooo.

Are you a Variant?

Troy & Abed writing a cool description!

Miss Minutes is Glitching and Text - Hey y'all! - Miss Minutes - For All Time, Always.

A parody of the Jurassic Park logo, featuring Miss Minutes from Marvel's Loki series saying "Uh-uh-uh. Access denied."

Glitching TVA Variant Front - TVA Back - Variant

This is not the darkest timeline. Evil Abed of "Community" fame is here to turn things for the worse. This timeline's darkness is at 12%.

mischief

Perfect for any technophile, audiophile or lover of extinct technology. Features a roll of film, VHS tape, audio tape cassette, CD and MP3 player. Makes a perfect design for anyone who collects old tech, or repairs technology of our past. Wear this to let the world know you're passionate about old-school media. Makes a great gift for any collector. This is the perfect Christmas or birthday gift for any lover of all things old.

Boo! It's Miss Minutes, the giant ghost clock! This unique and eye-catching design is perfect for any fan of series Loki. Miss Minutes is the TVA's "cheerful mascot" and guide, but in this design, she takes on a more sinister tone. With her "Scary face", she's sure to send a shiver down your spine.

-Jewish Space Lasers v5- The ultimate weather control tool, the Jewish Space Laser (JSL)! The JSL has the ability to start fires and control the weather, making it a must-have for those looking to dominate the elements. Whether you want to clear the skies for a perfect picnic or start a controlled burn for land management, this laser can do it all. Its unfathomably advanced technology make it the perfect addition to any sinister cabal's collection of high-tech gadgets. Show off your interest in this amazingly fictional innovation with this tee that's sure to leave an impression! The Jewish Space Laser Conspiracy Theory claims that powerful Jewish people were part of a sinister cabal using space lasers.

Humor

Obsessively scrolling down to social media timeline to view every post, a kind of fomo.

"Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines."

As seen on "Economics of Marine Biology", this is Abed's original Delta Cube design with the slightly asymmetrical cube. You'll never shut down the Delta Cubes! (White logo version)

Take this as an inspirational quote for your life! If you can, Kang can!

Dumbest timeline

we all have a beginning...

As seen on "Economics of Marine Biology", this is Abed's original Delta Cube design with the slightly asymmetrical cube. You'll never shut down the Delta Cubes! (Black logo version)

old shirt not really relevent anymore, hopefully wont be in 2024 >.<

Come with me, to explore the pivotal moments of the new timeline and see for yourself. I'm the watcher of all the multiverse.

Loki

If you have to ask, you're streets behind. Pixel Pierce Hawthorne design, based on his video game model from "Digital Estate Planning". Been there, coined that! (Black text version)

LEGENDARY CORNUCOPIA IS MISSING. LOST ON OUR TIMELINE.

Africa time and map outline

Live forever!* *in any timeline where you aren't exploded

Bree, AKA Demon Dog has a rough weekend in the novel, The Dark, and it leaves her changed forever. Fans of Bree will love this dual sided shirt that shows her transformation.

Dark Horse is the main character of Jeremy Robinson's EXO HUNTER, THE ORDER and SINGULARITY, all part of the bestselling Infinite Timeline. Artwork by Jeremy Robinson.

Miah was nicer than Henry about wanting a shirt, but I insisted it had to say Laser Chicken. So here's what we came up with! He likes it. If only I could sell it with a black and yellow plaid tactical skirt.`