Prices increase in
-- H
-- M
-- S
Up to 40% Off Sitewide!
Shop Now

Witty Quote Stickers

Filter

Safe Search on hides explicit content. Safe Search off shows all results, including explicit content.

Get 15% OFF when you buy any 4+ stickers, and 30% OFF when you buy any 10+ stickers!

Witty-Quote Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: Crap. Turns out this is my circus and those are my monkey

Tags: crap, crap turns out this is my circus, dank meme, dank meme quote, edgy joke

Witty-Quote Sticker

by urah

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Witty-Quote Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: hot sauce on everything club

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny slogan, funnytee, hot sauce

Witty-Quote Sticker

by urah

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

You Lost You Lost You're Next Sticker

Description: Funny gamer design. Loser board aesthetic. Text play on words & consequences. Humorous take for casual gaming fans.

Tags: clever competition phrase, humorous rivalry banter, playful trash talk, sarcastic losing joke, witty

You Lost You Lost You're Next Sticker

by 3d's Rat

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic Tee Shirt Sticker

Description: Sometimes I Have to Tell Myself It's Not Worth Jail Funny Sarcastic Tee Shirt

Tags: sassy, witty, sarcastic comment, quote, saying
I Would Prefer Not To | Bartleby Literary Quote Minimalist Art Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: The iconic phrase of refusal! This minimalist design features the simple, powerful quote "I would prefer not to" from Herman Melville's classic short story, Bartleby, the Scrivener. Perfect for literature students, readers, writers, introverts, or anyone who appreciates dark humor, existentialism, and making a subtle, powerful statement about their boundaries.

Tags: clever, funny, funnytee, humor, humorous

I Would Prefer Not To | Bartleby Literary Quote Minimalist Art Sticker

by Thorn and Ember

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Here I Am What Are Your Other 2 Wishes Funny Sticker

Description: Here I Am What Are Your Other 2 Wishes Funny

Tags: sarcasm, funny, sarcastic, witty, quote

Here I Am What Are Your Other 2 Wishes Funny Sticker

by RedYolk

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Due to not wanting to, I will not. Thanks Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: Due to not wanting to, I will not. Thanks

Tags: anti social vibes, antisocial, boundaries, dry humor, funny introvert

Due to not wanting to, I will not. Thanks Sticker

by Witchling Art

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

I Am Currently Unsupervised The Possibilities Are Endless Funny Sarcastic Sayings Sticker

Description: I Am Currently Unsupervised The Possibilities Are Endless Funny Sarcastic Sayings

Tags: comedy, funny quote, funny quotes, funny slogans, funnytshirt
I Find You Lack Of Logic Disturbing Sarcastic Sticker

Description: I Find You Lack Of Logic Disturbing Sarcastic

Tags: i find your lack of logic disturbing, sarcasm, sarcastic saying, sarcastic phrase, sarcasm comment

I Find You Lack Of Logic Disturbing Sarcastic Sticker

by RedYolk

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Dark humor funny saying minimalist Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: I can see it's gonna be rope, duct tape and shovel kinda day. Dark humor minimalist white text design, this dark humor design is a perfect gift for someone with anger issues.

Tags: anger issues, funny, funny offensive, funny quotes, humor

Dark humor funny saying minimalist Sticker

by Press Enter

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Sticker

Description: Sarcastic Collection!

Tags: jokes, sarcastic, humor, witty, funny quote

Keep Rolling Your Eyes Sticker

by Tshirt Nation Store

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

Tags: sarcasm quote, sarcastic, hilarious, funny, humor

Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven Sticker

by RedYolk

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

I Never Wish Death Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me I Wish Sudden Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: Savage with a side of mystery — this design leaves just enough unsaid to keep people curious (and maybe a little nervous). "I Never Wish Death Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me — I Wish Sudden" delivers a sharp, darkly humorous punch for those who love their comebacks with an edge. Perfect for fans of sarcasm, revenge humor, and that “don’t mess with me” vibe.

Tags: edgy humor, funny offensive, revenge humor, sarcastic quote, savage saying

I Never Wish Death Upon Anyone Who Wrongs Me I Wish Sudden Sticker

by Art_By_liale

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic

Tags: funny sarcasm, hate people, humor, insulting, introvert

Some People Need A High Five Sarcastic Sticker

by RedYolk

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Sarcasm because avada kedavra is illegal Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: Minimalist design featuring the word 'Sarcasm,' perfect for fans of ironic humor and witty expressions. Ideal for decorating, gifting, or showing off your personality with a fun twist

Tags: creative, fun, funny, funny quotes, funny sarcasm

Sarcasm because avada kedavra is illegal Sticker

by magenta-dream

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Sarcastic Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: Sarcastic

Tags: dark humor, funny, sarcasm, sarcasm sayings, sarcastic comment

Sarcastic Sticker

by Little Quotes

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

This killing them with kindness is taking way longer than I expected - sarcastic quote Sticker

Description: This sarcastic quote simple text design is perfect for anyone who handles drama with a smile and a sharp wit. Featuring the funny phrase "This 'killing them with kindness' is taking way longer than I expected," it’s ideal for lovers of humor, passive-aggressive comebacks, and cheeky vibes. Great for introverts, office workers, or anyone with a dry sense of humor.

Tags: dry humor, funny, humor, kill them with kindness, passive aggressive
Sarcastic Funny It Was Me I Let The Dogs Out Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: Sarcastic Funny It Was Me I Let The Dogs Out

Tags: quotes, humor, sarcasm, sarcastic saying, puppy

Sarcastic Funny It Was Me I Let The Dogs Out Sticker

by RedYolk

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

I was taught to think before I act, so if I punch you, rest assured I've thought about it and am confident in my decision funny t-shirt Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: I was taught to think before I act, so if I punch you, rest assured I've thought about it and am confident in my decision funny t-shirt

Tags: funnytee, funny quote, funny slogan, funny sayings, witty
I Don’t Mind Getting Older, But My Body Is Taking It Badly – Funny Aging Quote Sticker

Description: Getting older isn’t the problem—your body just didn’t get the memo. "I Don’t Mind Getting Older, But My Body Is Taking It Badly" is the perfect design for anyone who’s aging with attitude and laughing through the aches. A funny, relatable quote for grown-ups with a sense of humor.

Tags: adulting problems, aging with sarcasm, body pain joke, bold humor, getting older humor
Smart People Don't Get Offended Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: Smart People Don't Get Offended

Tags: bold truth, critical thinking, debate team, funny intellect, hilarious

Smart People Don't Get Offended Sticker

by Artful Paws

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Hang On, Let Me Overthink This – Funny Raccoon Meme Lovers Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: This witty hand-drawn raccoon design stars a cool trash panda in sunglasses, calmly sipping iced coffee beneath the phrase “Hang On, Let Me Overthink This.” Rendered in vintage etching style with bold, readable lettering, it delivers perfectly relatable anxiety humor for perfectionists, planners, and introverts who analyze everything. Crisp lines and high contrast make it pop on light or dark apparel, posters, and stickers. A fun gift for students, office legends, and caffeine lovers who joke about procrastination, decision paralysis, and endless pros-and-cons lists. Add clever personality to your everyday look and celebrate thoughtful brains that always double-check the details.

Tags: funny quotes, funny raccoon, funny sarcasm, funny slogan, humor quote

Hang On, Let Me Overthink This – Funny Raccoon Meme Lovers Sticker

by RetroOddity

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

What doesn't kill you still tried to kill you - sarcastic phrases Sticker

Description: Embrace your dark humor with this witty design featuring the sarcastic phrases, "What doesn’t kill you still tried to kill you." Perfect for those who love clever comebacks, funny sayings, and a touch of sarcasm. Ideal for showcasing your sharp wit and playful attitude.

Tags: edgy humor, funny, funny quote, funny sarcasm, funny slogan

What doesn't kill you still tried to kill you - sarcastic phrases Sticker

by Press Enter

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Funny Shakespeare Quote – "What, You Egg!" Macbeth Stage Direction Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: Level up your literary style with this iconic piece of theatrical history! This design features the infamous line from Shakespeare’s Macbeth: "What, you egg! [He stabs him.]" Widely considered one of the funniest and most unexpected moments in classic literature, this quote is a badge of honor for anyone who spent their school days analyzing the Bard.

Tags: book lover, classic literature, english major gift, for teachers, gift for her

Funny Shakespeare Quote – "What, You Egg!" Macbeth Stage Direction Sticker

by Bluebubbly

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Witty Quote Typography Sticker

Description: Witty Quote Typography

Tags: dark humor, distressed tex, funny quote, good morning assassins failed, survival humor

Witty Quote Typography Sticker

by Phantom.realms.paranormal

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Do It Lady Chit Retro Funny Meme Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: Retro style funny meme design with the phrase Do It Lady for humor lovers. Perfect for sharing laughs with friends or adding a playful touch to casual outfits. Great gift for anyone who enjoys sarcastic and witty jokes.

Tags: chit joke, chit sarcasm, comic style art, do it lady retro quote, funny office meme

Do It Lady Chit Retro Funny Meme Sticker

by Johnie Patterns

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

First of All, I'm a Delight, Funny Raccoon Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: First of All, I'm a Delight, Funny Raccoon

Tags: animal humor, clever quote, first of all im a delight, funny animal, funny saying

First of All, I'm a Delight, Funny Raccoon Sticker

by Reidbrok

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Your Inability To Grasp Science Humor Funny Science Lover Sticker

Description: Your Inability To Grasp Science Humor Funny Science Lover

Tags: chemistry, funny, geek, is not a valid argument against it, nerd

Your Inability To Grasp Science Humor Funny Science Lover Sticker

by Visual Vibes

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

Tags: funny, heaven, hell, highway to hell, humor

There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven Sticker

by Ryan Prosacco

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you // Funny Sarcasm Sticker

Description: i have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you // Funny Sarcasm

Tags: crayon joke, explain this to you, funny quote, i dont have the time or crayons, i have neither the time nor the crayons
Witty Scarecrow Talking Quote Sticker

Description: Witty Scarecrow Talking Quote

Tags: charact, classic story, humor, literary, observation

Witty Scarecrow Talking Quote Sticker

by Wide Aperture

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Lawful Neutral Witty Quote Sticker

Description: Lawful Neutral Witty Quote

Tags: alignment, dice, dnd, funny quote, gam

Lawful Neutral Witty Quote Sticker

by jaxmooremoney

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Sarcastic Witty Quote Text Sticker

Description: Sarcastic Witty Quote Text

Tags: come, dark, distressed, funny text, humorous

Sarcastic Witty Quote Text Sticker

by PetalPiercedInk

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Witty Sarcasm Quote Typography Sticker

Description: Witty Sarcasm Quote Typography

Tags: bright, funny, humor, posi, quirky text

Witty Sarcasm Quote Typography Sticker

by Varn Strokes

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

Witty Doggy Bite Quote Sticker

Description: Witty Doggy Bite Quote

Tags: bark or bite, dog lover, doggy bite, funny dog quote, mens graphic

Witty Doggy Bite Quote Sticker

by Acrossthetrackpod

$3.15 $3.50

for
--
:
--
:
--

"This is my second rodeo." in plain white letters - cos you're not the noob, but barely Sticker
Main Tag:  

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "This is my second rodeo." I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. Yeehaw.

Tags: cowboy, deadpan, humor, humour, joke

Similar Designs

Cart Preview (0)

Adult Apparel

Kids Apparel

Home Goods