Allegedly Astrology

Perfect for Aquarius when they're saving the world / talking conspiracy theories / being a complete weirdo.

Psychic crybabies of the zodiac LFG.

The perfect Libra accessory for politely giggling / busting out in hives at the thought of making a decision / charming the face off of everyone.

Let everyone around you know you're feral / the most fun person at the party / a professional ghoster.

The perfect Cap accessory for when you’re cashing checks / working 90 hour weeks / taking over the world.

Neurotic chatterboxes of the zodiac unite!

For the Cancer that loves to stay home to the point of agoraphobia / is in their feels almost 100% of the time / is peak Momma Bear energy.

The perfect way to let everyone around you know that, yes, you are a Scorpio and, yes, you WILL hold a grudge for 15 years.

Own this to erase any doubts about you not taking dodgeball way too seriously.

Perfect for any Taurus to have around while they're sleeping on 1000 thread count sheets or eating their body weight in truffle mac and cheese.

As if everyone didn't already know you're a Leo.

For the Virgo in your life that loves organization / has not a hair out of place / adheres to an elaborate color-coding system only they can understand.

Rep the pod!

Rep the pod!