AngryMongoAff

The study of proving the existence of such entities as Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, and paid liberal protestors.

Do you wish to continue? I'm thinking no.

If you truly loved the stage, you'd spell it this way.

He was reanimated before it was cool.

Not sure if we need to know what a Quarter Pounder with Cheese is called in France, or why a raven is like a writing desk.

Saving the world one quarter at a time.

You’ll be impressed by the size of my IQ. I do Science like nobody’s business.

Join the National Apathy Society... or don't. We couldn't care less.

Streaming your snitching

Do the pew. Mountains are optional.

We all buy into it, whether we complain or not.

Kiss me, I'm irrational. 3.14.15

I believe in the skifree abominable snow monster

The converging of demons upon the sleepy little village in New York will be the place to be if you're a demon or a witness.

Spiders? Find the nearest exit and Nope the F*** Out!

Inspired by the classic 80s video game, this programmer is about to fall asleep. Remember, don't shoot the java.

When were we supposed to be off-book, again?

When the DM smiles it’s already too late. Saving throw don’t fail me now.

Stay hidden. Always. These are my squatch goals.

I am currently away from my bra. Don't expect me to do much that involves leaving the house.

Sir Reads A Lot wants you to unh, double up, unh, unh, your reading list.

They see me rollin’. They hatin’. My high score at the boardwalk is awesome.

Do you even kern?

It's a force of follicle nature that holds the universe together.

Really wish I could, but I'm booked and need to be off book.

Two for flinching.

Just roll with it.

Game Master Quote You Can Certainly Try - Dungeons and Dragons D&D Inspired

Rogue Group routinely patrols the north ridge looking for those in need of rescue

They go to eleven... and then to the upside down

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Inspired by a real American Hero... err villain.

THIS IS HOW I ROLL! d&d, pathfinder, dungeons and dragons, dungeons, dragons, geek, gamer, nerd, tabletop, roleplaying, rpg, wizard, magic, might, sword, d20, dice, DM, dungeon master, larp, larping, lotr, lord of the rings, orc, elf, orcs, elves, dwarf, dwarves, strahd, vampire, dice, catan, retro, gygax, unicorn, rainbow, boardgame, boardgames, roleplay, stranger things, parody, pathfinder, d6, critical hit, natural 20, crit, natty 20, nat 20, critical fail,

These designs are part of the D&D Minimalism series, a fun tribute to my nerdy roots. Each design depicts an aspect of Dungeons & Dragons with simple, clean lines. They are the tools for adventure.

These designs are part of the D&D Minimalism series, a fun tribute to my nerdy roots. Each design depicts an aspect of Dungeons & Dragons with simple, clean lines. They are the tools for adventure.

These designs are part of the D&D Minimalism series, a fun tribute to my nerdy roots. Each design depicts an aspect of Dungeons & Dragons with simple, clean lines. They are the tools for adventure.