CalebLindenDesign

If you stare too long, it'll pull you into its orbit!

Wailing through the atmosphere! Rad!

Cruisin' down the cosmic sky. Ahhh. . .

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Oh that's cool. You're a vampire you say? Wow, I wish I were one... WHOA. WAIT. Jeez.....

I made a new friend. He gives me rides when I ask from time to time.

Dang. What that tongue do doe? Nothing... It's dead.

One time, I went to a fast food restaurant and got a double cheeseburger with a medium drink and some fries. As I started eating, the fries were crunchy and hard. Turns out I just got a bucket of yellow fingers. I wasn't disappointed though... I finished them.

Printmaking can get messy. One moment you are carving your piece into a woodblock and the next your thumb is lying on the floor.

So I went to this sushi place once. I ordered a few different rolls, actually, I ordered probably too many. But all I got was a couple eye rolls. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'd eat that. Wouldn't you?

Charlie likes to scream often. Personally, I can say it's probably because he doesn't have eyes.

Story of my life...

She hails from some distant planet where math is cool, I think.