Cold Callers Comedy

Our Logo. Nothing More. Nothing Less

Another brand new song title. Game Over tells the story of a man coming to terms with a break up... but not the fact he left his Mario Kart at her place...

Game Over is the title of one of our latest singles. It tells the story of a man who is coming to terms with a break-up... just not with the fact he left his Mario Kart game at her place.

Another 'Ryan' Catchphrase at the expense of Paul

The artwork to our BRAND NEW single. OUT NOW!

Title of our new hit single!

Second half of Ryan's signature catchphrase in the Cold Callers Comedy Podcast

The game... when Ryan get probed... in the brainus. Words so ridiculous... they can't be real... right?

1st half of Ryan's catchphrase

2020 in review

This Tee is so bad that I wanted to give it zero stars... but I couldn't.

Our Motto... to you and ourselves when taking things too seriously.

Paul, Ryan and all the Tom Hardy's

The Man. The Legend. His TV Show

Tom Hardy's Hardest Hats. This is the question he asks the public.

In honour of the fact, Paul can't pronounce "NASA". Here is a design you all can wear!

In honour of the fact, Paul can't pronounce "NASA". Here is a design you all can wear!

In honour of the fact, Paul can't pronounce "NASA". Here is a design you all can wear!

Santa has a big treat, just for you.

Ryan's catchphrase... with a yuletide twist

We are RyPaul. We think as one. Resistance is futile.

We are RyPaul, we think as one. Resistance is futile.

Boris Johnson Quotes

Boris Johnson Quotes

The main, the myth, the legend the ORIGINAL!

Instead of putting a bird on it, put a skull on it! Specifically, Skull-y from Ye Olde Crime. Show off your sophisticated taste in podcasts with pride.

Looking to rep your favorite historical true crime & paranormal podcast? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! Show how much you love Lindsay and Madison with your O.G. Ye Olde Crime swag.

Our delightful mascot will smash through a city, and right into your heart

A fun throw back to our blade episode. Karen? Is probably the thing we have said the most on the show and it always make us chuckle.

You hear it at the end of every episode, now have it on your favorite merch!

A major point made on the show.

The original logo

Intro Ending

Sweet and cheesy, not everyone understands our awesomeness, but we're sure glad you do... question mark?

For all those times we have a bright insight into a story

This fun design features our tagline from the end of every episode as well as a cute little skill to complete the look.