You're a cool cat. You're a big cat. You're an alien cat. And as a friend of Ken and Robin Talks About the Stuff, and guardian of the Eliptony Hut, you know what you want to be doing.
Game Masters strive to build rational plots, but when the players take the reins, all manner of lizard riding breaks out. Yes, another rule of tabletop roleplaying handed down from the Ken and Robin Talks About Stuff podcast has now achieved merchandise form.
Clerics and ecclesiasts may forbid it, but Ken and Robin and their beloved podcast give you all the permission you need to brandish this moderately popular vegetable.
Margaret Atwood says that the primary theme of Canadian literature is survival. Well, what's a bigger obstacle to survival than Cthulhu, enjoying a frosty repose on a far northern glacier courtesy of the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff podcast?
Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff has two hosts but only one king: Virgil the Cat! Allow others to bask in his royal stripiness with this compelling piece of fashion and/or memorabilia. (Note absence of cat puns; Virgil Rex disdains such puerility.
Others might turn up their noses upon discovering that an eldritch entity has summoned itself into their latte foam. But just like your gaming podcast pals Ken and Robin, you don't let minor details keep you away from the essential nectar your brain demands.
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Ken and Robin are proud to have snagged exclusive merch rights for Arkham MA's foremost roaster of ancient artisanal coffees, Strange Brews. Whether you're filtering it in a Yithian cone or sipping a cappuccino with formless foam, Strange Brews coffee will reanimate your perspective and help you remember that thing you saw in the barn that chilly New England night.
Proclaim a maxim of investigative roleplaying, and your allegiance to the Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff podcast, with this not at all fishy item of merchandise.
What's stealthier than boasting of your stealth? Declare your top GUMSHOE ability and your powers of duck deception with this ninja-like design from Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff.
Not that you know any language sticklers, but if you did, they could join the Ken and Robin podcast in giving the side-eye to one of its least favorite phraseological errors.