RobSchrab

The second version of SHV's Alien rip-off.

As seen on the weekly Schrab-cast at SchrabHomeVideo.com every Sunday at 5 pm PST / 8 pm EST!

"Look at all the shirts! It's weird!"

This was the cover of the "You'll Be Perfect When You're Dead" book.

Movie art for one of our most popular titles!

Promotional giveaways from the Cerebral Palsy Food Drive!

From Milwaukee's favorite horror host show from the '80s!

A new, slick logo featuring the initials to our wonderful company.

"Someone's gonna pay."

Listen to a reading of the pilot that never was, starring Patton Oswalt: https://tinyurl.com/rq9tv4w.

This was the logo on Dan's coffee cup when I told him about the Wes Craven Animated Series.

Dan Harmon doesn't appreciate complimentary swag.

From the "Get Off My Lawn, Words" episode of Harmontown.

The sequel that never was!

The ghost of a Shark haunts a small East Coast hotel. From the Director of Tree-Animator and Uncanny Valley Girl.

As seen in 10 Cloverfield Lane!

DIE HARD but with a Mummy.

New logo for our store! Designed by Jarred Hageman of CHROME & LIGHTNING!

Our off-set logo on top of stripes colored yellow, orange and purple.

1st Design for the Schrab Home Video podcast!

Local horror host, Mini Coffee and her puppet friend, Ookie, present tonight's terrorfyin' T-Shirt!

The rapping mascot that's for or against gun control.

Non-VHS version.

Bunch of our more popular VHS titles stacked one on top of the other.

This is heavy.

The young future Prince of the Forest has a life full of stoic responsibility and stud duties to look forward to, but for now he can cut loose and enjoy the gleeful pursuits of a carefree youth... such as target-blasting butterflies with his farts. I'm sorry. I blame my poor upbringing.

Rob reveals the secret to his craft. From episode 332 of Harmontown -" No Recompense!"

If Austin Powers was a bee, he'd probably say this.

Joelho-Alto Prejuizo Moral (in English: "Knee-high Mischiefs") is a 1985 low budget Portuguese horror movie. It features small imp-like creatures who terrorize a village and are hunted by an old shop owner. The foreign film is a blatant rip off of the 1984 American movie "Gremlins". It deviated by adding different colored monsters which were meant to be a metaphor for World War II: blue ones were good, green ones were evil and red ones were indifferent. It is a favorite of cinephile Abed Nadir who appreciates it for its campy qualities despite its plagiaristic nature and shoddy production values. Its first appearance was in the Season Six episode "Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care".

Inspired by one of my all time favorite movies I've created this homage of a parody with my Frank "Madman" Einstein character!

It feeds on fear... and also people.

The man, the myth... the Koogler.

The coolest country band ever!

This is the original design for the ThisIsNotPorn.com T-shirts.

Get off my lawn, words by Brandon Johnson and Rob Schrab

It's the last Saturday of the month! (most of the time)