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Existential trash

That's kind of what you do, reckless good doing.

WOAH, BIG WHALE, BAM-A-LAM! THAT'S A BIG WHALE, BAM-A-LAM! WHALES ARE GREAT, BAM-A-LAM! FOUND IN OCEANS, NOT LAKES, BAM-A-LAM!

BEEP BEEP, BOOP, BUY THIS SHIRT, BEEP, IT WOULD LOOK VERY NICE ON YOU, BOOP, BEEP, BEEP, PROBABLY

Ghoul problems

Due to personal reasons, I am doing my best.

Chronic Pain Babe

Maybe not the first, maybe not the second, but I'm trying my best

I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GOT OUT THERE BUT IT'S TOO LATE NOW

This funny design makes a great gift for feminist women! Makes a great birthday or Christmas gift!

I'M NOT SAYING THAT THIS IS A VAMPIRE IN DISGUISE BUT IF THIS BAT WAS A VAMPIRE IN DISGUISE, IT WOULD BE A VERY CUTE ONE.

Thick thighs, and gothy vibes.

I FEEL FANCY! I FEEL NICE!

i mean honestly, why not

Updated to be better n brighter!! Just for Teepublic :~)

My Body My Choice

BUT I WOULD FEEL PRETTIER IF EVERYONE KNEW THAT CLIMATE CHANGE WAS REAL. SAVE THE OCEANS, SAVE THE WORLD!

BUY THIS SHIRT FOR YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTTER. OR FOR YOURSELF. OR FOR YOUR GRANDMOTHER IF SHE LIKES OTTERS BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU TALKED TO HER IF WE'RE BEING REALISTIC AND MAYBE SHE WOULD LIKE THIS SHIRT. IT MIGHT BRIGHTEN HER DAY. THINK OF YOUR GRANDMA. ALSO: THIS SHIRT MAKES THE MOST SENSE ON A BLUE T-SHIRT IF YOU WANT YOUR OTTERS TO BE IN THE OCEAN BUT PURPLE IS COOL TOO IF YOU WOULD PREFER THEY FLOAT THROUGH SPACE. LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE.

CHECK OUT THIS SPOOKY SKULL AND HAPPY RAVEN. WHAT? YOU THINK RAVENS CAN'T BE HAPPY? I THINK THEY CAN. I THINK THIS RAVEN IS PROBABLY VERY HAPPY ABOUT HIS NEW SKULL FRIEND. RAVENS CAN HAVE DREAMS AND GOALS LIKE ANYONE ELSE CAN. THEY CAN EXPERIENCE JOY.

BEING SOFT IS NOT A WEAKNESS

LOOK AT THIS COOL SEAGULL COWBOY. THINK OF HOW AMAZING IT WOULD BE IF YOU TOOK HIM HOME TODAY. HE COULD STEAL YOUR FRENCH FRIES OR SOMETHING.

He find the garbage. He eat the garbage.

NO TIME FOR DRAMA, TOO BUSY WEARING SUNGLASSES.

Ocean pollution is a huge problem but there is an obvious solution. Raccoons love to eat garbage. Therefore, if we trained a raccoon navy, they'd be able to go out into the sea & eat the ocean garbage. I don't see how this plan could go wrong. We should also give them swords.

STREET CATS HAVE TO EAT TOO

There Is No Planet B - Retro Vintage

Life is trash but it's MY trash.

IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE. BRING ME WITH YOU.

AND THAT IS YOUR FREE FACT FOR THE DAY.

If an octopus wore socks, imagine how many socks they would need. This octopus isn't wearing any socks. But imagine.

This bee has a blade, you see

This funny gamer shirt makes a great birthday, Christmas, or a surprise gift for anyone who loves playing video games! This fun gaming tshirt is a great gift for men and women, teens, boys or girls who love playing video games! Also great for all gamers!

Just another day in quarantine

Pawsitively sinister!

grim reaper riding on a black cat at night on a spooky halloween

Chronic illness doesn't limit how fabulous I am