Slack Wyrm

Ferragus's favourite resting place to warm himself in the afternoon sun.

Come on, you know this is you.

Ferragus is a fan of good Vodka.

Ferragus Slackwyrm in a state of draconic zen.

Wow! Otho has one too? I wonder if it's just as useless as mine was? ;)

For all those times you're keen to approve of things Slack Wyrm style.

Now you know what he's thinking about!

This pleases the Great Gretch!

It's not privilege if you know you're the best. So when you're number one already, why try harder?

Ferragus laying out his entire life philosophy out lazy afternoon while watching the batminton.

Debbie knows what she likes, and what you do too! ;)

Lizardman knows why relax with a drink when you can relax with two.

If you're going to fight a dragon, doing it on a epic clifftop may look cool, but is very much a strategic error.

The psychotic percussion-loving monkey who got his master killed! Somewhere he still lurks in Slackwyrm Keep wailing on his xylophone, and waiting to push you into traps for his own amusement!

Q. Hey, what's that on your shirt? A. Isn't it obvious? It's a bugbear playing Dig Dug!

Even Lord Edgelord enjoys a nice cuppa. And Mrs Honeychurch always bakes the most wonderful currant buns!

Smooth Paul has already broken the First Rule of Fight Club! Meh, no matter. I doubt anyone in Slackwyrm Keep will make the effort to show anyway.

Why was time worrying about your future. The Great Gretch has got that covered. Eternal servitude to her Greatness is its own reward!

Lord EdgeGod has seen you. He deems you edgy. But of course, not as edgy as him.

A roster of the current Slackwyrm Keep staff.

Deborah Gorgon is Slackwyrm Keep's resident Medusa.

The Easter Wyrm is born!

Keep your mitts off!

The Great Gretch cannot deny it!

Nothing fills the heart with dread more than a grinning crow.

Hildegard Gretchwyrm makes short work of an offending township.

When flying always stow your human securely for their own protection and your own peace of mind.

The Duchess and her "faithful" guide, Otho Crow. Who is side-kicking who?

Babies are great - for dinner.

Satan lives life on the edge.

Ferragus living the Smug Life.

Have you tried it?

Janet is a Chicken who's name is Janet.

Black forest cake is a rich treasure indeed!

Janet the Chicken in full battle-dress!

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