Forget the classical notions of the natural elements being Fire, Water, Air and Earth. Every Sci-Fi/Fantasy geek knows that in the alternative realities of popular geek culture, these elements are meaningless when compared with the elements of The Force, The Ring of Power, Time Travel and Wizardry.
Tired? Life got you down? Is it a long day of paperwork ahead, or an endless night of cramming?
Well guess who’s here to WAKE YOU TH %[email protected]# UP.
Ignore the uncontrollable shaking. That’s just the pure awesomeness* that caffeine bestows upon the worthy!
*(If awesomeness persists, please consult a doctor.)