We've disappointed our mothers, but never your friends.

What's that? You have a new friend next door that is guiding the way you think? The way you speak? The way you live your life? Better hope it's a Mandy.

Remember that time Sean Penn and Elizabeth Hurley and Catherine McCormack went to Smuttynose Island? You probably don't. But you should know some bad stuff happened there in 1873 ... Just ask Sarah Polley! It's rough sailing to get there so sport your Smuttynose Pride!

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Oh how the Mandys aspire to reality TV greatness. Help them on their journey by sporting what is sure to be the next great unscripted property to come out of the valley all over your stuff. It's subtle... just not TOO subtle.

Listen to the show? Want to put the artwork on all your stuff? You've come to the right place. Unleash your inner Fandy... find your best friend and then disagree ALL over them with logo stuff!

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Welcome to the MandCave! Show you're a Fandy with the classic neon logo on your favorite gear!

This season, we're back to the classic: The Next Reel Fine Film Podcast Original. Adorn all your things with this dark-on-light edition!

This season, we're back to the classic: The Next Reel Fine Film Podcast Original. Adorn all your things with this light on dark edition!

You brought the stained glass to the house, but it came with the black mold and the spirit of neglect and rot? That's the case in the film "Relic", and that's why we love this window. Covered on The Next Reel Film Podcast in their horror debuts series.

You missed the event, but you can still have the merch! Get your Blood Moon Celebration shirt and celebrate the great year 1973 when the world changed around us. From the film Messiah Of Evil covered on The Next Reel Film Podcast series on horror debuts!

People on 'ludes should not drive... they should join Jeff Spicoli at the Spicoli Surf School to learn from the chillest how to crush those tasty, tasty waves. The Next Reel Film Podcast talked up Fast Times at Ridgemont High in their series on 80s comedies of Amy Heckerling and Martha Coolidge.

People on 'ludes should not drive... they should join Jeff Spicoli at the Spicoli Surf School to learn from the chillest how to crush those tasty, tasty waves. The Next Reel Film Podcast talked up Fast Times at Ridgemont High in their series on 80s comedies of Amy Heckerling and Martha Coolidge.

Support your school and show your Wolfpack spirit! The Ridgemont High Wolves school plaque logo is yours across a range of products and colors as seen in the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High — and lovingly covered on The Next Reel Film Podcast in their series on the 80s comedies of Amy Heckerling and Martha Coolidge. What would Stacy do? Logo up!

Oh. My God. Gag me. Gross. But also, totally bitchin'. If you want to show the world that you, too, speak fluent Valley, don't be a dork and get this fab on your form. The Next Reel Film Podcast talked about the 1983 film "Valley Girl" in their series on the 80s comedies of Amy Heckerling and Martha Coolidge.

Puppies? Hampsters? Bunnies? Kittens? Tell the world you know where to go to meet your small animal needs — Kelly's Pet Store run by notorious gangster Johnny Dangerously! The Next Reel Film Podcast covered this film in their series on the 80s comedies of Amy Heckerling and Martha Coolidge. Get 'em while they're hot! (hot?)

You gave it your all and now you research at one of the premiere institutions in the world in lasers and popcorn technologies. Pacific Tech was featured in the Martha Coolidge film "Real Genius" and recently covered on The Next Reel Film Podcast's series on 80s comedy films of Amy Heckerling and Martha Coolidge.

When you need to take to the skies, take to the skies with the most skilled cabbie in NYC. James Ubriacco teaches prime pilot skills when he's not driving laboring new mom's to the hospital in Look Who's Talking. Now you can pimp his trade on your stuff. The Next Reel Film Podcast covered this film as part of their 80s comedies of Amy Heckerling and Martha Coolidge series.

When you need to take to the skies, take to the skies with the most skilled cabbie in NYC. James Ubriacco teaches prime pilot skills when he's not driving laboring new mom's to the hospital in Look Who's Talking. Now you can pimp his trade on your stuff. The Next Reel Film Podcast covered this film as part of their 80s comedies of Amy Heckerling and Martha Coolidge series.

Make your European Vacation fantasy a reality, and let go of the full leather suit in the process. This is Rusty's dream logo from the third Vacation movie and now you can wear it emblazoned on your own stuff. The Next Reel Film Podcast covered this film as a part of their 80s comedies of Amy Heckerling and Martha Coolidge series.

Martha Coolidge and Amy Heckerling have been directing great comedy films since 1982. This shirt celebrates them!

When you need to be sure your anxiety needs are taken care of, trust Citiwide.

When you need to be sure your anxiety needs are taken care of, trust Citiwide.

Want to show your affection for the Toaster? Get the divorce artwork dedicated to saving your relationships with this classic retro art and know you're supporting the show with every purchase!

Want to show your affection for the Toaster? Get the divorce artwork dedicated to saving your relationships with this classic retro art on your clothes and such and know you're supporting the show with every purchase!

Want to show your affection for the Toaster? Get the divorce artwork dedicated to saving your relationships with this classic retro art and know you're supporting the show with every purchase!

Drink from the vessel of Iron Man 2 Marvel Mayhem that is Kyle and Rob in this bespoke mug of hot beverage delights!

Rest your head gently on Kyle and Rob as they tell you the fantastical tales of old... when Justin takes Ivan's pillow... and gives it to you!

Join the order and wear your crest with pride!

Join the order and wear your crest with pride

You know the truth. We know the truth. The next time someone tells you to "keep calm and carry on," you go ahead and show them how you really feel with this, our first item in the What's That Smell? Ultimate Truth Anxiety Clothing Line.

Are you a trendsetter? Show your love of movies and tell the world that what you watch gets attention by sporting The Next Reel's "I Am Patient Zero" all over yourself!

Our spirit animal makes an appearance across merch! Taking Control: The ADHD Podcast invites you to wield it with pride.

What better way to brand your ADHD AND support the show? Here's a simple, stripped-down, super modern, scan-design, pure Avenir Next version of The ADHD Podcast that you can stick on things that deserve to have things stuck upon them.

Support the show and bring a new splash to your local MOD Pizza bathroom with as many die-cut stickers of The ADHD Podcast artwork as you can stick!