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"May I Suggest The Sausage?" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and potentially offensive connotations, it humorously implies a suggestive innuendo, playing on the idea of offering a choice while subtly hinting at something more provocative. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

"Elevate your sense of humor with our 'May I Suggest The Sausage' tee shirt, perfect for foodies and those with a playful spirit. Crafted from soft and durable fabric, this shirt blends comfort with wit. Whether you're at a barbecue, brunch, or simply out and about, let this shirt spark laughter and lighthearted moments."

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I would like to suggest you a place where you could possibly square it ... by thanking you!

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"May I Suggest The Sausage?" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and potentially offensive connotations, it humorously implies a suggestive innuendo, playing on the idea of offering a choice while subtly hinting at something more provocative. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me

Beautiful sarcastic, and slight offensive sayings in white text, with a romantic font

I'm Not The Bigger Person I Suggest You Leave Me Alone

May I suggest the Sausage? This delicious BBQ design makes a great gift for the cooking dad or grilling mom. Chillin' and Grillin' ahead, have a great family afternoon with sausages and burgers and this juicy outfit. Get one for yourself or better just order a pair to save on shipping costs.

funny i follow my nose not your suggestions

It's a great conversation starter and a way to express your playful yet assertive personality. Share the laughter with friends and family, and let them know you're not to be trifled with when you sport this unforgettable design.

It's a great conversation starter and a way to express your playful yet assertive personality. Share the laughter with friends and family, and let them know you're not to be trifled with when you sport this unforgettable design.

Wear it proudly to send a clear message to others not to mess with you. Whether you're a husband, wife, mom, dad, man, or woman, this design serves as a humorous warning to those who might push your buttons.

Wear it proudly to send a clear message to others not to mess with you. Whether you're a husband, wife, mom, dad, man, or woman, this design serves as a humorous warning to those who might push your buttons.

It's a great conversation starter and a way to express your playful yet assertive personality. Share the laughter with friends and family, and let them know you're not to be trifled with when you sport this unforgettable design.

funny i follow my nose not your suggestions

funny i follow my nose not your suggestions

funny i follow my nose not your suggestions

Do you find me saucy and offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.

Typographic design of the funny quote: I'm Not The Bigger Person I Suggest You Leave Me Alone

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Tell your friends!

This is a May I Suggest The Sausage design.

If You Find Me Offensive Then I Suggest You Stop Finding Me

If You Find Me Offensive Then I Suggest You Stop Finding Me

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Happy Camper

From the slightly crouched basic posture the attack takes place and it is tried to catch the opponent in the hit zone. A tribute to this wonderful sport of fencing. Bright frames suggest a three-dimensional effect. Many like fencing and this design is a tribute to this wonderful sport. Whether you are a man, woman, boy or girl, everyone can enjoy

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It's a great conversation starter and a way to express your playful yet assertive personality. Share the laughter with friends and family, and let them know you're not to be trifled with when you sport this unforgettable design.

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me

If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me

When you ask the audience for a suggestion, it would be nice not to get "egg whisk" and "Donald Trump" all the time.