Sysadmin Merch
Description: Never root when you are a drunk. "sudo rm -rf" is command that could be detrimental to any linux newbie. Never use this command even when you are sober unless you want to wipe you machine. If you are into ditro hopping and interested in open source software this is a great funny design. Perfect gift for sysadmin, linux geeks, programmers and unix fans.
Description: Every computer programmer writes breaking code sometimes, mostly unintentional though. Bug bounty hunters and penetration testers do so on purpose to find exploits before software gets hacked by malicious people. This design for computer security experts shows the words BREAKING CODE in capital letters and in the middle a stylized drawing of a hacker wearing a white, a beard, and sunglasses with a binary inscription. Ideal for job, meetings and conferences.
Breaking Code - White Design for Computer Security Hackers Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Geeksta - Cool and Funny IT Geek Designs
$16 $24
Description: whoami command is used both in Unix Operating System and as well as in Windows Operating System. It is basically the concatenation of the strings “who”,”am”,”i” as whoami. It displays the username of the current user when this command is invoked. It is similar as running the id command with the options -un.
Description: If you are a system admin you will understand the nerdy joke. 127.0.0.1 is the Local Host IP Address in IP4 but ::1 is the local host in IP6. The loop back internet protocol means you will get back to home no matter what. This is the prefect gift for netwrok engineers, systems administrators, IT support personals, Linux and Unix users.
Description: If you’re the person everyone calls when “the Wi-Fi is broken,” this I’m My Family’s Unpaid Tech Support design is made for you. Featuring a distressed laptop graphic with gears on the screen and playful typography, it’s the perfect funny tech lover / computer geek / engineer tee. Great for programmers, IT support, software engineers, gamers, sysadmins, and tech nerds who are tired of fixing printers and phones for free. Wear it to work, game nights, family gatherings, LAN parties, or casual Fridays. Also makes a hilarious gift for your favorite computer wizard, help desk hero, or coding genius who keeps everyone else’s devices running.
Funny Tech Lover Graphic Tee Computer Geek Nerd Engineer Posters and Art
by lametafisicadeitubi
$10 $14
Description: Google Cloud Platform, offered by Google, is a suite of cloud computing services that runs on the same infrastructure that Google uses internally for its end-user products, such as Google Search, Gmail and YouTube. Alongside a set of management tools, it provides a series of modular cloud services including computing, data storage, data analytics and machine learning.
Description: sudo life! Sudo is a program for Unix-like computer operating systems that enables users to run programs with the security privileges of another user, by default the superuser. Often used by system administrators to force commands to run within a user profile that wouldn't ordinarily have the necessary elevated privileges and permissions to do so.
Description: This cool design for computer hackers/programmers shows an earth globe with partial outlines of the landmasses of the Americas, Europe and Africa plus a graticule. In the center it reads "hack the planet" in capital letters surrounded by some secret code. Do you love to hack computer code and break things? Can you determine which program is the origin of the binary dump? Hint it is from a large open source project. Show the planet that you are a hacker. Great for work, tech conferences and events.
Hack the Planet - Light Gray Globe Design for Computer Hackers Kids T-Shirt
by Geeksta - Cool and Funny IT Geek Designs
$13 $19
Description: Perfect for IT pros, programmers, sysadmins, and tech lovers who know the truth about “the cloud.” This There Is No Cloud, It's Just Someone Else’s Computer design delivers clever geek humor with a clean, minimalist style. Great for wearing at work, conferences, or casual days when you want to make fellow techies smile. Ideal gift for coders, network admins, and computer nerds.
There Is No Cloud, It's Just Someone Else’s Computer – Funny Tech Geek Computer Design Phone Case
by Schmeler Hammes
$17 $23
Description: For the exasperated cybersecurity probattling against the users of their network who insist on clicking random links! This design would brighten up any day! Oh Dang! Bob, you clicked the link in the email, didn't you? Don't fall for phishing scams... Stop clicking on links in emails"
Description: For the exasperated tech support agent, cybersecurity pro, network engineer guru or sysadmin God! If you're battling against the users of your network, this print would brighten up any workspace! I Drink Whiskey From A Coffee Mug... Because People Keep Clicking on Random Links
Description: This cool design for computer hackers/programmers shows an earth globe with partial outlines of the landmasses of the Americas, Europe and Africa plus a graticule. In the center it reads "hack the planet" in capital letters surrounded by some secret code. Do you love to hack computer code and break things? Can you determine which program is the origin of the binary dump? Hint it is from a large open source project. Show the planet that you are a hacker. Great for work, tech conferences and events.
Hack the Planet - Dark Gray Globe Design for Computer Hackers Shorts
by Geeksta - Cool and Funny IT Geek Designs
$21 $27
Description: For Linux lovers and root users alike. This uplifting pun brings terminal commands and wholesome support together in one hilarious design. Perfect for system admins, open-source fans, or anyone who lives life with sudo power. Makes a great gift for Linux nerds, devs, and cybersec friends.
