30th Birthday T-Shirt

If there's a sweet spot, you know, where the very vibrations of life itself resonate madly within your body and soul, I suspect my parent's generation were raised to believe that it will be magically enjoyed at age 29. My mom's been [suspiciously] 29 for I don't know how many years now. Although, she's developed an accompanying wink with that claim lately, I think partly because there are outwardly signs silently refunding her assertion. Never-the-less, age is upon us all. I'm going to brave the critics and dare to change our generation's position just slightly on that benchmark, toward something just a hint healthier. Let's just say [about the age 29] "You don't have to get old, but you can't stay here..."