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St. Alfonzo T-Shirt

Alf T-Shirt

Designed and Sold by Moon Toboggan

Yes indeed, here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the mar-juh-reen An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen Why she was totally chenille And her old man was a Marine As she abused a sausage pattie And said why don't you treat me mean?

Color: Soft Pink

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Alf T-Shirt

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100% combed ringspun cotton. The perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, cotton type may vary for 2XL and 3XL sizes) Learn More »

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UPS MI Domestic (6-8 Business Days)

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