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You Steal My Life, I Steal Your Paperclips T-Shirt

You Steal My Life T-Shirt

designed and sold by  SubtleSplit

You steal my life, I steal your paperclips. Wear this to work monday morning to let the boss know what you think of him. I work to live I don't live to work. We are all wage slaves now. I got pockets filled with paperclips and a bag filled with office supplies that I will sell for sweet sweet gift cards. I must return the paperclips to my friend Clippy. Clippy speaks to me and I must listen. I'm not crazy, you're crazy. Clippy is my friend. Clippy wouldn't lie to me or hurt me in any way. Clippy said I'm special and you know what I think he's special too.

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100% combed ringspun cotton. The perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, cotton type may vary for 2XL and 3XL sizes) Learn More

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