The Lightning Bolt T-Shirt

Hello, I'm Dr. Harrison Wells and this is your orientation for DHARMA Initiative station 9: The Lightning Bolt. At this station you will be exploring the effects of chemical and electrical stimulation on various subjects in an attempt to increase human speed. If the research conducted at this station is successful, the applications are limitless. Less pollution, increased productivity, increased personal safety, all on a global scale. A word of caution: while the research conducted within The Lightning Bolt may prove to be incredibly beneficial, extreme care must be taken. Previous subjects have experienced adverse reactions to the experiments such as developing an addiction to the effect of the experimentation, as well as what ...