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Retired Cant Hear And I Dont Care Funny Sarcastic Retirement T-Shirt

Retired T-Shirt

designed and sold by  Rosemarie Guieb Designs

Retired or retiring, You dont care its not your problem anymore or you are pretending you cant hear. Not my monkeys not my circus is your new motto. Collect that pension and ignore the haters. Celebrate retirement. Cant apostrophe left out intentionally Great gift for a teacher, grandpa, professional, family member, coworker, or someone thats already retired and doesnt give a crap anymore, wear it to a party, vacation, get together, and show off retirement. Cant hear you, dont want to hear you, im retired

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