Alcohol T-Shirts
Description: This molecule makes wine, brandy, rum, whiskey, beer, and numerous others beverages, which are the oldest recreational drugs used by human kind. Great gift to a chemist, scientist, or anyone who can appreciate alcohol and all things related.
Description: Moe's Tavern, or simply called Moe's, is the local bar in Springfield. The bar is named after its owner: Moe Szyslak. It is the only known tavern in Springfield, though there is a Joe's Tavern in Shelbyville. Moe's is located right next to King Toot's Music Store; however, it will vary occasionally, and has been featured opposite both Bart's factory, It Blows (the downtown air conditioner store), First Church of Springfield, and a celebrity club. In the episode "Brake My Wife, Please", Moe's Tavern is shown to be only a brief walking distance away from 742 Evergreen Terrace. It's also hinted that it was only kept in business because Moe frequently bribes Mayor Quimby whenever he pays an inspection visit.
Description: Lurking in the depths of the bubbling suds of Imperial IPAs and hopped up ales is a creature that will lay waste to the taste buds of even the most hearty of hopheads... it's the incredible tentacled king of Family Cannabaceae; HOPTOPUS!