Avoid T-Shirts
Description: A dry little mantra for anyone whose ideal plan is simple: grab a float snack, stare at water, avoid decisions, and repeat. A minimal black typography design with lazy summer energy, poolside avoidance, and just enough existential comedy to feel useful.
Description: Keep the drama at bay with this hilarious wolf design! Perfect for those who know their mouth has absolutely no filter, thanks to their mama. A witty and relatable graphic for anyone who loves sassy humor and bold statements. Great for everyday wear or as a fun gift for the outspoken person in your life!
Description: A visual representation of a bell curve graph in vibrant blue on a black background. The text "AVOID THE TOP OF THE BELL CURVE," is displayed in white at the top, with "BELL CURVE," in blue. Below the graph, "EVERYONE THERE IS MEAN," appears in white with "MEAN," in blue. A dashed line indicates the peak.
Description: A bold typographic arrangement on a black background. The words "AVOID", "NEGATIVE", "GARBAGE", "ENJOY", and "LIFE" are stacked vertically. The first letter of each line, A, N, G, E, L, is in red, while the rest of the text is in white with a distressed effect.
Description: Buy "I Urge You To Take Care Of Yourself And Avoid Accidents Because Spare Parts" now! Our designs are clever, trendy, and perfect for you! We are so confident in our shirts brightening up your day. Click our store "Eradraw" for more designs and style options.
Description: Buy "I Urge You To Take Care Of Yourself And Avoid Accidents Because Spare Parts" now! Our designs are clever, trendy, and perfect for you! We are so confident in our shirts brightening up your day. Click our store "Eradraw" for more designs and style options.
Description: A humorous mugshot-style graphic featuring a skeleton wearing an orange jumpsuit and holding a sign that reads 'AVOID SHIT'. The top text states 'I AVOID SHIT BECAUSE I'M AFRAID OF ME, NOT YOU'. The bottom text reads 'MY TEMPER GOES FROM ZEZO TO ORANGE JUMPSUIT REAL QUICK'. Includes height markings.
Description: A bold, black background with white, sans-serif text arranged in three lines. The text reads "STAY CALM. AND" on the first line, "AVOID PANIC. AND" on the second line, and "KEEP FOCUS. AND" on the third line. The font is simple and capitalized.
Description: A graphic with the text "AVOID THE TOP OF THE BELL CURVE" in white and light blue. Below is a representation of a bell curve in light blue with a white vertical line. Underneath, it reads "EVERYONE THERE IS" in white, and "MEAN" in large light blue letters with horizontal lines on either side.
Description: This is the ultimate, refreshingly blunt honesty policy for anyone who has completely run out of polite excuses, fake scheduling conflicts, and artificial apologies. It brilliantly skips past the standard social scripts of corporate teamwork and neighborly helpfulness, proudly declaring to the world that you possess the exact physical capability, time, and resources required to assist with the task at hand—you simply have an overwhelming, non-negotiable preference to stay exactly where you are and do absolutely nothing instead.
Description: This is the ultimate, hilariously deceptive fitness anthem for anyone whose absolute limit for daily frustration has been officially breached. It brilliantly sets up a classic bait-and-switch for fitness culture, leading people to think you are tracking mileage or hitting the gym, only to proudly reveal that your actual peak cardiovascular workout consists of rapid eye-rolling, heavy sighing, and immediately running completely out of tolerance for modern drama, slow lines, and unnecessary adult situations.
Description: Unique, Great looking and 100% custom design, makes a great gift for Adults, Men's women, and kids to show appreciation toward your coworkers, friends, and family. Check above in the "MerchSpot" to access our store for more products Available on multiple products and in almost all sizes. You can select your own product style, size, and color as you like. BUY 2 OR MORE FOR SPECIAL DISCOUNTS! .
Description: Embrace a realistic approach to life with this 'AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS' design. Perfect for those who appreciate cynical humor, sarcasm, and a pragmatic outlook. This funny quote is a great conversation starter for realists, friends, and family. Show off your witty perspective on managing expectations and finding humor in everyday situations. A bold statement for anyone who values honesty and a good laugh.
Description: A warning sign with a black border and white background. The top features an orange bar with "WARNING" text and a triangular exclamation mark symbol on either side. Below, two black stick figures are depicted. The left figure is hit on the head by a wrench. The right figure gestures with an open hand. Text reads "TO AVOID INJURY" in orange and "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB" in black.
Warning To Avoid Injury Don't Tell Me How To Do My Job Stick Figure Graphic T-Shirt
by FARMERSTYLESS
$24
Description: A monochrome text-based visual with white lettering on a black background. It features the phrases 'BUS DRIVER', 'TO AVOID INJURY', 'PLEASE DON'T TELL', 'ME HOW TO DO', and 'MY JOB' stacked vertically, separated by a thin line with small circles.
Description: A black background displays a red circle with a diagonal line, signifying prohibition. Inside, white distressed text reads "AVOID NEGATIVITY". Below this, the mathematical expression "f(x) = |x|" is shown twice, also in white distressed text. The absolute value symbol is prominent.
Description: A rectangular sign with a black border and white background. The top features an orange bar with a black triangle and exclamation mark, and the word "WARNING" in red. Below, in dark red text, it reads "TO AVOID SERIOUS INJURY." A black stick figure is depicted recoiling as another figure uses a wrench near its head.
Description: A portrait of an opossum playing dead, with its eyes closed and head tilted back. The opossum is mostly white and grey with black markings. Above the opossum, the text "FAKING MY OWN DEATH" is arched. Below the opossum, the text "TO AVOID SMALL TALK" is written. The background is black.
