Carpenter T-Shirts

I'M Not Anti-Social I'd Rather Woodworking Than Talking

I Can My Man Has Plans In The Garage Funny Gift Idea

A female joiner skull and saws crossed tools white logo especially for women working in a woodworking role, trade or profession.

The famous logo of the Wilkinson Hardware Co., Boston Mass. Produced from the original in my personal collection.

Elevate your expression with our 'DIY Day' tee from the 'Day' series, a simple and hipster nod to those hilarious and sarcastic moments of a perfect day spent doing it yourself. Celebrate the joy of hands-on creativity with this straight-to-the-point shirt that adds a touch of humor to your expressive personality. Here's a DIY joke for you: Why did the DIYer go to therapy? To work on their shelf-esteem!

Who needs a label-maker when you have a marker and some masking tape?

1870 book illustration of a classic woodworking plow plane. Produced from the original in my personal collection.

Pop art by Hal Hefner

wood acrylic pour art

I can’t be out of money, I still have checks left

A perfect gift for musical theatre or drama club directors and staff! Perfect for cast gifts! Fun present design for any theater nerds! Your favorite scenic carpenter or technical director will love this design. "Stage carpenter: if it doesn't suck, it's probably not my job."

Perfect fathers day, appreciation, christmas or birthday gift for carpenter, handyman or repairman : Loved one or friend !

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If there is no response from the audience, perhaps the mic is not turned on? A funny design for a not so funny person! Hahaha....ahhh!

This has to be a dad joke

Choosing the right mask for Halloween...

The perfect handyman design with the text Relax I fit it!

Feather

An apple and three saws making applesauce

1867 Book illustration of a classic wooden plow plane. Produced from the original in my personal collection.

A wooden wall.

Planning is always a good idea, hand plane, woodworking gift, hand tools, carpentry, hand plane, stanley no3

Embrace the perfect blend of chill and creativity with our 'DIY Sunday' tee, a hipster, ironic nod to those Sundays spent crafting, creating, and embracing the DIY spirit. Part of our 'Day' series, this quirky shirt lets you express your personality with a touch of humor. Here's a DIY joke for you: Why did the DIY enthusiast go to therapy? Because their life needed a little more 'fixing up!

Coffee is your god now.

Surreal, abstract, geometric anthill

A funny beaver design for beaver lover and funny sayings fans with the words Clean Beaver Happy Woods written in a playful font. This beaver has a funny face showing thumbs up with both hands. Perfect for those into beaver aesthetics and humorous outfits, for foresters, forestry technicians, logging workers, environmental scientists, nerds into funny sayings.

One of the finest Sci Fi movies and kinda relevant to today as it's like our leaders have been taken over by evil aliens.

kid 1 & kid 2 design for print

Laurel, Mississippi

Perfect fathers day, appreciation, christmas or birthday gift for carpenter, handyman or repairman : Loved one or friend !

A Legendary Joiner Has Retired. An attractive design by Timespun Threads, with white lettering in contrasting medieval and textured vintage-modern styles on a default black background. A cool retirement present - pick this up as an ideal gift for the person in your life who has been a legend among joiners!

If you're gonna get your hands dirty with sawdust, embrace it with all your might. Don't hold back. Be ready to lose your clean image, your refined appearance, and maybe even your sanity. It might mean skipping meals for days, enduring the chill on a rough bench, or even facing the judgment of the law. People may scoff, mock, and keep their distance. But let me tell you, my friend, that isolation is a precious gift. It sifts out the weak from the strong. It tests your resolve, your burning desire to pursue your craft. And despite all the rejection and the odds stacked against you, you'll press on. And when you finally emerge victorious, it will exceed your wildest dreams.

Pliers are a fundamental tool to have at home or to use at work.

This isn't your Daddy's hardware.... oh wait it is

Wooden Piece in Clamp Compression Tool Sticker vector illustration. Tools object icon concept. Carpenter repairing tool and working tool clamp sticker design icon logo.