Cranky T-Shirts

exceed the limits of my medication

Pen and ink drawing of a cranky man.

In this amusing and relatable image, a warning label reads, "Advisory. I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person either." It's a comical caution sign for those who dare to interact with the perpetually tired and grumpy individual depicted. The warning suggests that their alertness levels are about as predictable as a squirrel on caffeine, leaving anyone nearby to navigate a minefield of potential yawns and eyerolls. It's a humorous nod to the eternal struggle against the daily grind, reminding us all that some folks are simply not programmed for the early hours or the midday slump!

Cute cranky cat

A Pig smoking with an attitude.

It's been a long few minutes. I think you should be allowed to take a nap. Just because it's not socially acceptable to ask if you can lie down while in the process of being banned by the geneva convention, why not let fashionable Can I Lie Down Now? fashion make your unwise political statement?

Just the facts: Humanity is horrible.

Is Mom or Grandma getting a little cranky, it's time for Mamacita to have a margarita.

If you are, or know someone who is, the goddess of tantrums, this design will announce it for you!

Choleric Phlegmatic Sanguine Melancholic

now is the time for senseless bickering. Figure out who to blame. It's everyone's fault but mine.

Misery Loves Company

Shows a chaotic, violent, spinning twister, tornado, or hurricane and the words "Feeling Twisted" in full cap text. Edgy, alternative design. Skip the weather forecast; tell the world how you feel with this graphic. For moody, upset, confused, angry, cranky, people needing balance and order.

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You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Hangry design

Laugh off the age blues with our 'Terrible 30s' design. It's the perfect nudge and wink for the gloriously grown-up.

Don't Bother Me I'm Crabby. Crab Design, Pun, Introverted Joke. Perfect Gift Idea!

I'm vertical and functional, what more do you want?

Do you or someone you know like to go camping but are a bit grumpy? This Cranky Camper - Funny Camping Tent gift is for you. With a raining camping scene, let everyone know you're a cranky camper!

Add some fun to your BMX wardrobe with this funny COFFEE FIRST I'M CRANKY BMX design or give it as the perfect gift! Choose your size and colour below then BUY IT NOW to place your order.

You aren’t so bad. Really. Kinda salty sometimes. A little ornery. You do like to stir it up occasionally. You know, the more I think about it, you actually are Especially Heinous.

Feeling crabby and stabby

Don't Bother Me I'm Crabby. Crab Design, Pun, Introverted Joke. Perfect Gift Idea!

You are the Reason You are So Grumpy!!!

Save the salt for your fries.

Fellow poets Kelli Russell Agodon, Mitch Nobis, and I dreamed up this punk poetry band on Twitter a while back. We made a limited edition Cranky Poets shirt to raise money for charity. I'm putting the design back up and will donate all profits I make from this design to Planned Parenthood on a rolling basis, receipts posted to Twitter for accountability.

This turtle has a bad day. Do you feel like this sometimes?

But, I'm going to swear the whole time.

This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

Upset a Tassie Devil (Sarcophilus harrisii) and they will show their teeth and make an horrendous growling sound - hence their name. Tasmanian Devils are the largest surviving carnivorous marsupials in the world. The size of a small dog, weighing up to 14kg (26 pounds), about 30cm (11.8 inches) tall and 76cm (30inches) in length from nose to tail. They have one of the most powerful bites of any mammal, for their size.

Sarcastic one-liner states “Sometimes I Wake Up Grumpy” in cool typography. The funny joke has a gag line with an ironic reference to grumpy husbands and cranky mates.

I don't like morning people. Or mornings. Or people. Especially before my first coffee. Or my third. Or noon. For the cranky, curmudgeonly, introvert in your life, this funny, sarcastic shirt will surely brighten someone's day!

This sweet little unicorn is NOT enjoying 2020. It might just turn him savage.

Spare me your enthusiasm for Friday. Some of us work weekends.

Caution! Do not approach unless you have coffee